Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile

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Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS From Mobile

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An unexpected and unwanted text message from a wireless company prematurely exploded a would-be suicide bomber’s vest bomb in Russia New Year’s Eve, inadvertently thwarting a planned attack on revelers in Moscow, according to The Daily Telegraph.

The would-be suicide bomber was planning to detonate a suicide belt bomb near Red Square, a plan that was foiled when her wireless carrier sent her an SMS while she was still at a safe house, setting off the bomb and killing her. The message reportedly wished her a Happy New Years, according to the report, which sourced the info from security forces in Russia. Cell phones are often used as makeshift detonators by terrorist and insurgent groups.

If true, the SMS might be the only time that a wireless carrier’s SMS message has ever been useful.

The authorities suspect the female bomber was part of the same Jihadist group that is suspected of hitting Moscow’s airport on Monday with a suicide bomb attack that killed 35.
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Ah, kids. They blow up so fast...
Kicked off New Years with a Bang!
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Why would something with a willing participant be SMS triggered?
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Suicide bombing masterminds found it was easy to get a person to walk around with a bomb on them. It was hard to get them to push the button. Some weird thing about the human psyche. Solution - remote detonate the bomb!
So. Assisted suicide bombing, huh.
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She had a premature detonation
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Are you paying too much for your wireless service?
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I like the Ackmed one

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Wow, I didn't know a Sega Master System could cause so much destruction.
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Breetai wrote:Wow, I didn't know a Sega Master System could cause so much destruction.
I saw the thread title on the main page "Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS..." and just had to know how the bomber was killed by a Sega Master System.
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KDub wrote:I saw the thread title on the main page "Would-Be Suicide Bomber Killed by Unexpected SMS..." and just had to know how the bomber was killed by a Sega Master System.
Suddenly... SMS!
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Didn't stop their airport from being blown up.
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Breetai wrote:Wow, I didn't know a Sega Master System could cause so much destruction.
Even though I work with SMS (text message) at work for testing purposes I thought it was about the Sega MS :lol:
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Haoie wrote:Didn't stop their airport from being blown up.
Α) They didn't blow up the entire airport

B) It's Modern Warfare's 2 fault that that happened

C) They had their cell phone switched to flight mode.
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