Videogame Characters' new years resolutions!

[flojocabron]

now that the new years is here lets make a fun topic!

pick a videogame character and write a resolution for him/her

pretend you are the character and think of something funny or awesome that would go in line with said character!

let me start with some...

MEGAMAN: learn how to crouch!

Marcus Phoenix: Use less steroids!

lets make some funny stuff here!

[Flake]

Lora Croft: I am rich; I will hire someone else to do this shit

Samus: I will collect the f*&king bounty this time instead of pawning my abilities

Ulala: I will get a cable show this year. No one cares about UHF anymore.

[lordbyron3]

Ryu: "This is the year I learn to sidestep."

Ecco: "EEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEeeeeeeEE. EEEEeeeEEEEE! Eeeee."

Mario: "Today I become... a certified plumber. In a First World country."

Tails: "I'm gonna be useful this year."

Navi: "HEY! LISTEN TO MY RESOLUTION!"

[Flake]

Mario: "Today I become... a certified plumber. In a First World country."

Or at least a naturalized citizen.

[Veno]

Hahahahaha! I really like the Samus and Ryu ones so far.

[Bradtemple87]

Ryu: "This is the year I learn to sidestep."

PRICELESS

[elvis]

Ryu: "This is the year I learn to sidestep."

Quite probably true once Tekken X Street Fighter gets released (as opposed to Street Fighter X Tekken, which will glue all Tekken players to two dimensions).

[Hateshinai]

Pacman: I will fight my pill addiction

L-shape from Tetris: I'll try to fit in.

[Opa Opa]

Can't guarantee these will be funny but here goes...

Cloud- "I will not allow them to whore out my game again just to make a quick buck."

Ryo Hazuki- "I will find quit wasting time at the arcade and avenge my father!...maybe... Just one more game of Hang-On."

[J T]

Princess Peach: I will try really hard this year NOT to get kidnapped.

Pikachu: No more Pika Pika in the ladies changing room.

Link: I will try stop entering peoples houses without knocking first or being invited, stop stealing from the local villagers, and I will stop smashing every pot I see to look for rupees.

Kirby: I think I'll take up knitting.

Niko Bellic: Oh God. Where do I start?

Lucasarts: I promise not to unceremoniously kill off any beloved Star Wars characters this year (especially with lame quick time events. God I'm an ass.