Gamerforlife wrote:Luke wrote:Women.
Why?
I know what I like, I know what I don't like. I want them to look as beautiful in the morning as they did when they went to sleep. I like them intelligent and practical. Classy over skanky, but not afraid to be sexy. Well dressed, but not overly self conscious. Confident, yet vulnerable. Doesn't have to enjoy my interests, but at least share a few. And a great mouth is important too.
I knew something was missing from Luke's post. It ALMOST described my perfect woman. Seriously though, he summed up my thoughts rather nicely. That's pretty much my criteria right there. Just need to find this perfect woman
You know how I always judged chicks in college? No? Well fine, I'll tell ya (college kids take notes).
Look at what a chick drives in college.
A new car clean as a whistle: high maintenance, but her parents cover all the bills. Good for one nighters, awful for relationships. Probably a poli-sci major who doesn't need to go to college because she obviously already knows everything. Usually a blond who isn't as hot as she thinks she is.
New car, dirty: Not worth a one nighter. She gets everything she wants, and never takes care of anything. Little responsibility in every walk of life. Might have the herps too. Usually a blond or brunette with the freshman 15 thing going on.
Old used car, filthy: Maybe worth one night with. She's had to work for what she's got, but she doesn't take care of it. Not high maintenance, but is also probably the girl who would blame a fart on the dog. She's better than the new clean bmw girl in the long run, but she'll continue to be a slob. Usually a hippy chick or a girl who is going through yet another "I don't give a shit" phase.
Old used car, clean: Bingo! She would like a new car, but she's happy to have what she has and likes to make everything look as good as possible. One day that car will be a bmw, and she won't need your support to buy it. It's an extra bonus if this car has one, and only one, cool sticker on rear window, usually an obscure punk band.
Van: Slut. Watch out.