New airport scanners.

[Hobie-wan]

Double standards for airport workers and screening which makes the whole theater that much more of a farce as far as providing actual security.

http://www.salon.com/technology/ask_the ... index.html

[Luke]

New plan to combine the grope and sniffing for drugs and explosives into one step.

No this is a good idea. I don't know anyone who got really offended when a dog sniffed their crotch.

[ZeroAX]

New plan to combine the grope and sniffing for drugs and explosives into one step.

No this is a good idea. I don't know anyone who got really offended when a dog sniffed their crotch.

a cat person?

[Luke]

New plan to combine the grope and sniffing for drugs and explosives into one step.

No this is a good idea. I don't know anyone who got really offended when a dog sniffed their crotch.

a cat person?

Another great idea. Cat people shouldn't be allowed to fly period, unless they're the good cat owners who don't just leave a shit ton of cat food out when they leave.

[puke_face]

Another great idea. Cat people shouldn't be allowed to fly period, unless they're the good cat owners who don't just leave a shit ton of cat food out when they leave.

Just slip an unlabeled baggie of catnip in their pocket before they get to the scanners, see what happens.

[Hobie-wan]

TSA Screeners don't notice loaded handgun in man's carry-on

Good job guyz!

[CRTGAMER]

Happened at President Bush Airport?

That gun toter just trying to grab the spotlight, most would shyly walk away. Makes one wonder, I thought those scanners would sound off if too much metal is detected.

[slowslow325]

TSA Screeners don't notice loaded handgun in man's carry-on

Good job guyz!

Terrorists should just slip handguns in their carry on bags. If they get caught they can just say it was an accident. No big deal if they can't board. If they don't get caught they can hijack the plane.

These security measures are real good.

[ZeroAX]

yes. make the entire American population get cancer, but at the same time let guns on board.

Who's supposed to be the bad guys again?

[littlecallen]

Lord knows this whole new system was thought up by this sick fuck in Oregon that had the bright idea that gate rape to a Smirf was a pretty cool idea. As far as getting cancer through the gate, yeah, either:
A) You gonna get all green and massive and shit due to a rouge ray that worked it's way to your DNA!
B)The same thing, only now you're Spider Man!
or C) you die.