What is the best advice someone has given you?

[Luke]

"You are only as old as the woman you feel"- Groucho Marx

--he said "woman".

[Jimmy Yakapucci]

"Strive for mediocrity"

"The middle of the road is widest"

"Never take her to a motel. Paying for a room doesn't make it any better"

JY

[Bikeage]

"Don't shit where you eat."

"If it don't hurt, you ain't working hard enough"

"If you gotta fight, kick 'em in the balls, gouge the eyes, and and bite the fuckers face off. They might not respect you, but they will sure as Hell fear you."

'Don't get old, kill yourself first."

I'm paraphrasing these nuggets of wisdom from my uncles and grandpa a bit. I like to think the last one is a metaphor for keeping a youthful outlook and working hard, but no, Uncle Don meant it literally, the old, dead bastard.

[Jrecee]

More than two shakes and it's playing with yourself, but not dribbling pee in your pants takes precedence.

[MrEco]

"Go for the eyes and the throat. Nobody can fight if they can't see or breath."

[Gamerforlife]

This seems more like a favorite quotes topic

"Anyone can make the simple complicated, creativity is making the complicated simple."
Charlie Mingus

I have learned silence from the talkative,
toleration from the intolerant,
and kindness from the unkind;
yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.
(Kahlil Gibran)

"If you see the world in black and white, you're missing important grey matter."-Jack Fyock

[ZeroAX]

"use a condom."


and

"do a barrel roll"

[RBT]

By any means necessary.

[Jimmy Yakapucci]

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

"Keep your stick on the ice."

(A special pair for the Canadians on here)

JY

[bladerunner]

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy."

"Keep your stick on the ice."

(A special pair for the Canadians on here)

JY

A little Red Green huh?