What's your favorite thing to take into the bathroom?

[Gnashvar]

I watch youtube on my phone

[Ziggy]

I can't believe that people have to be entertained while dumping.

[Snickerd00dle]

I can't believe that people have to be entertained while dumping.

we hate you because you're different

[ParameterBreach]

I'm pooping right now

[Jrecee]

My penis.

Unless I'm just going in to brush my teeth. Then I just leave it in the jar.

[Jrecee]

I'm pooping right now

Notice he didn't specify whether he's in the bathroom or not.

[Luke]

Prostitutes.

I'm kidding.

No, seriously, I'm kidding.

[EvilRyu2099]

I dunno but do you guys actually check the toilet afterwards and rate weather you actually bombed the toilet or not? I remember during a house party, I knew I had to take a huge dump so I proclaimed "JIHAD!" and proceeded to bomb the toiled(I was drunk yes).. I stood around the bathroom while drinking enjoying people saying how bad the bathroom wreaked once they had to go..

[Snickerd00dle]

I dunno but do you guys actually check the toilet afterwards and rate weather you actually bombed the toilet or not? I remember during a house party, I knew I had to take a huge dump so I proclaimed "JIHAD!" and proceeded to bomb the toiled(I was drunk yes).. I stood around the bathroom while drinking enjoying people saying how bad the bathroom wreaked once they had to go..

never done this, but I do find myself surprised at how big some of my poops are


p.s.- we have stooped so low as to talk about poop

[Luke]

I dunno but do you guys actually check the toilet afterwards and rate weather you actually bombed the toilet or not? I remember during a house party, I knew I had to take a huge dump so I proclaimed "JIHAD!" and proceeded to bomb the toiled(I was drunk yes).. I stood around the bathroom while drinking enjoying people saying how bad the bathroom wreaked once they had to go..

Are you drunk right now?

If you're going for poop jokes at a party, at the bare minimum you perform a double decker.