Do you believe in god?

[MrPopo]

Well I'll keep this nice and short. No I do not believe in a god.

Explain this:

That's just Gozer the Gozarian. And if he asks you if you're a God you say YES.

[Luke]

Well I'll keep this nice and short. No I do not believe in a god.

Explain this:

That's just Gozer the Gozarian. And if he asks you if you're a God you say YES.

He?
Then...

Explain these:

[Ack]

Explain this:

That's just Gozer the Gozarian. And if he asks you if you're a God you say YES.

He?
Then...

Explain these:

It is whatever it wants to be. But as a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order it to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to its place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension.

[jp1]

Why do you guys keep posting pics of the love child of David Bowie and Alexis Arquette?

[Luke]

It is whatever it wants to be. But as a duly-designated representative of the City, County and State of New York, I order it to cease any and all supernatural activity and return forthwith to its place of origin, or to the next convenient parallel dimension.

I wish someone would have set me up with:

"Is this true?".

[ParameterBreach]

I always figured that our "god" was just some alien that planted us here as seeds to let us grow as a civilization and possibly develop new technologies, or maybe as some weird experiment or as a way to develop immunities to diseases and shit. That would explain why all the dinosaurs died (aliens killed them), and also explain why "god" looks like us (we are the aliens).

[AppleQueso]

I always figured that our "god" was just some alien that planted us here as seeds to let us grow as a civilization and possibly develop new technologies, or maybe as some weird experiment or as a way to develop immunities to diseases and shit. That would explain why all the dinosaurs died (aliens killed them), and also explain why "god" looks like us (we are the aliens).

Throw in some other random details and add a bunch of money and you have Scientology

[Reverend]

Do I believe that a God exists? No.

[ParameterBreach]

I wish I knew how to quote on here, I see the quote button and all but I don't know how to add other people's posts on it... Anyways, I don't know about Scientology, but it would make sense if all the big names in the bible were just a more advanced civilization because of all the awesome things they were doing, like turning a staff into a snake and walking on water and whatnot...could have just been some technology that early humans labeled as a miracle because they didn't know any better.

And the dinosaurs all dying at once could have been like some death star thing they have, that's why no one can explain it very well.

[Jrecee]

I wish I knew how to quote on here, I see the quote button and all but I don't know how to add other people's posts on it... Anyways, I don't know about Scientology, but it would make sense if all the big names in the bible were just a more advanced civilization because of all the awesome things they were doing, like turning a staff into a snake and walking on water and whatnot...could have just been some technology that early humans labeled as a miracle because they didn't know any better.

And the dinosaurs all dying at once could have been like some death star thing they have, that's why no one can explain it very well.

This religion you just made up is already better and more logical than 99% of the ones practiced in the world right now.