Game Titles That Sound Like Porn Movies

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Weekend_Warrior
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Here's some more...

Cosmic Chasm (Vectrex)
Spike Hoppin (Vectrex)
Fantasy Zone (SMS)
Psycho Fox (SMS)
David's Midnight Magic (Atari XEGS) :lol:
Forbidden Forest (Atari XEGS)
Cyber-Core (TG-16)
Devil's Crush (TG-16)
Grind Stormer (Genesis)
Jammit (Genesis)
Normy's Beach Babe-O-Rama (Genesis)
Mr. Do! (SNES)
Blackhole Assault (Sega CD) :mrgreen:
Alone In The Dark (3DO)
Treasures of the Deep (PS1)
Brute Force (Xbox)
Big Bumpin' (360)
Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad (360)
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Puck-Man

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Hint : Just because a title has the words "Sword" or "Touch" in them doesn't mean that it sounds like a porn title.
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Heavy Rain. Yeah, I won't go any further with that one.

Granstream Saga. Anything associated with water movement will sound sexual if you think about it long enough.

Castle Crashers could be about Medieval-era home wreckers.

Robo Pit. Sex with a cyborg is never safe.

Tail Concerto. Yeah, tail-related stuff is in the same league as water-related stuff.

Magical Drop. Some people like scat, and I'm not talking about the music.

Solo Crisis. I'm sure there's a market for videos about women doing things on their own.

Broken Sword is about a man's struggle to defeat erectile dysfunction.
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Snickerd00dle wrote:
PresidentLeever wrote: Mass Effect
Grandia
Contra: Hard Corps
Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals
Secret of Evermore
Top Gear Overdrive
Treasure Hunter G
Custom Robo
Pokemon Snap
uh...no
Maybe Treasure Hunter G. :lol:
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lisalover1 wrote:
Snickerd00dle wrote:
PresidentLeever wrote: Mass Effect
Grandia
Contra: Hard Corps
Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals
Secret of Evermore
Top Gear Overdrive
Treasure Hunter G
Custom Robo
Pokemon Snap
uh...no
Maybe Treasure Hunter G. :lol:
yeah, maybe I could omit that from the list, but something like Pokemon Snap? or Lufia 2?
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I've only got one game to mention...

I Want my Mommy
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ZeroAX wrote:Puck-Man

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Fixed that for you.
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No mention of S.C.A.T. yet? Fail.
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