that was freaking awful.
So whats the difference between Alex Rodriguez and Corey Lidle?
Arod doesnt strike out in the offseason.
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The Apprentice
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I don't know if "awful" is a good thing or a bad thing... All my friends cracked up when I told them that joke.
Hatta wrote:Die Hard Arcade has Deep Scan in it. That's like retro inside retro. They must have heard we liked retro (dawg).
Jrecee wrote:What I like to do is knit little sweaters to put on the games.
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metaleggman
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I've got two!
Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...
[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]
Hawkins: ... big as a house.
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.
Lol, predator.
Hawkins: Hey Billy. Billy! The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!"
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, she, she wanted a little one 'cause hers was...
[Hawkins pauses, then trails off]
Hawkins: ... big as a house.
Hawkins: Billy. Billy! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
[Billy stares blankly]
Hawkins: See, cuz of the echo.
Lol, predator.
Don't be so sensitive. I intentionally was trying to emotionally break you down in hoped to never hear from you again.The Apprentice wrote:I don't know if "awful" is a good thing or a bad thing... All my friends cracked up when I told them that joke.
The joke was fine, dont be so emotional im vomiting blood and fecal matter right now.
So did you hear how David Blaine got AIDS?
He was messing with Magic.
