What're you being for Halloween?
- NathanBarnatt
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- lordofduct
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I'm the grouchy man who sits in his front yard and throws garbage at the kids when they go by.
My girlfriend at the time usually then comes out and tries to put up decorations, I scream and hollar... take the stuff down and throw that at the kids.
She yells back at me and calls me a sour puss. Continues to hang more stuff and pat the kids on the head... all that cute shit that I date these girls for. ---- and then yell at her some more cause that is what I'm good at!
I then pout about the yard and house. Be a general pain in the ass... my neighbors think I'm crazy... and also think that my room mate is my father. Funny thing is they don't know I'M the one who owns the house. crazy people.
back out to the front yard now. Kick a teenager in the ass who is out stealing candy from the kiddies... ONLY I am allowed to rob the kiddies. My territory motha fucka!
Now I'm dragged in the house by my ear by which ever random girlfriend I'm dating at this time, OR jewels and Lyn who can't seem to ever leave my house. They all yell at me again and grounds me to the couch where I watch movies for the rest of the night and yell in the direction of the front door every time it gets knocked on.
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oh and this year one of my room mates will be rolling small children over with a life size wood 'companion cube'... fuckin' genius!
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so yeah, I'm not much of a halloween... or any holiday kinda guy.
Although when I was 14 I did dress up. The kid with the companion cube and I went as David Bowie and Iggy Pop. He wore a silver trench coat and spandex tights and did his hair all crazy. I (being the drug addict I am) went out in a gold trench coat, jeans and a crap torn t-shirt. My hair was long and blonde and my face SUPER skinny, I really looked the part.
Any ways, we went door to door with our friends dressed up as well. And as the person answered the door Andy (the companion cube guy) and I would pretend to butt fuck each other. The person would bug out and demand to know what/who we were...
"ZIGGY STARDUST" was our response... and they'd laugh histerically, give us candy and close the door.
WOOT!
My girlfriend at the time usually then comes out and tries to put up decorations, I scream and hollar... take the stuff down and throw that at the kids.
She yells back at me and calls me a sour puss. Continues to hang more stuff and pat the kids on the head... all that cute shit that I date these girls for. ---- and then yell at her some more cause that is what I'm good at!
I then pout about the yard and house. Be a general pain in the ass... my neighbors think I'm crazy... and also think that my room mate is my father. Funny thing is they don't know I'M the one who owns the house. crazy people.
back out to the front yard now. Kick a teenager in the ass who is out stealing candy from the kiddies... ONLY I am allowed to rob the kiddies. My territory motha fucka!
Now I'm dragged in the house by my ear by which ever random girlfriend I'm dating at this time, OR jewels and Lyn who can't seem to ever leave my house. They all yell at me again and grounds me to the couch where I watch movies for the rest of the night and yell in the direction of the front door every time it gets knocked on.
...
oh and this year one of my room mates will be rolling small children over with a life size wood 'companion cube'... fuckin' genius!
...
so yeah, I'm not much of a halloween... or any holiday kinda guy.
Although when I was 14 I did dress up. The kid with the companion cube and I went as David Bowie and Iggy Pop. He wore a silver trench coat and spandex tights and did his hair all crazy. I (being the drug addict I am) went out in a gold trench coat, jeans and a crap torn t-shirt. My hair was long and blonde and my face SUPER skinny, I really looked the part.
Any ways, we went door to door with our friends dressed up as well. And as the person answered the door Andy (the companion cube guy) and I would pretend to butt fuck each other. The person would bug out and demand to know what/who we were...
"ZIGGY STARDUST" was our response... and they'd laugh histerically, give us candy and close the door.
WOOT!
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- Espio 1919
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Halloween is awesome. I would go so far as to say it beats Christmas if presents were involved.
I'm 23 but still always look forward to dressing up to go out. Last year I went as a french maid, this year the halloween club night I go to was last Saturday and I went as a victorian lady (corset, bustle skirt, shrug, fan etc). I might get dressed up again tomorrow though since my favourite cocktail bar is having a fancy dress event. And cut-price cocktails is not something I wanna miss.
@Mozgus: I wouldn't phrase it as "you're never too old for Halloween", rather "you're never too old to have fun"
I'm 23 but still always look forward to dressing up to go out. Last year I went as a french maid, this year the halloween club night I go to was last Saturday and I went as a victorian lady (corset, bustle skirt, shrug, fan etc). I might get dressed up again tomorrow though since my favourite cocktail bar is having a fancy dress event. And cut-price cocktails is not something I wanna miss.
@Mozgus: I wouldn't phrase it as "you're never too old for Halloween", rather "you're never too old to have fun"
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A french maid and a victorian lady... Missy, you get the "giggity gig" of the evening.Missy wrote:Halloween is awesome. I would go so far as to say it beats Christmas if presents were involved.
I'm 23 but still always look forward to dressing up to go out. Last year I went as a french maid, this year the halloween club night I go to was last Saturday and I went as a victorian lady (corset, bustle skirt, shrug, fan etc). I might get dressed up again tomorrow though since my favourite cocktail bar is having a fancy dress event. And cut-price cocktails is not something I wanna miss.
@Mozgus: I wouldn't phrase it as "you're never too old for Halloween", rather "you're never too old to have fun"
Wow. That reminds me of Halloween in SoCal. Good times~
This year, I shall be too sick to go out.
- lordofduct
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my girlfriend once kicked my ass because my maid wore a french maid outfit to work... wait, what?
Thank God, everyone in the house has completely forgotten that October was nearing an end and hasn't done anything to get ready for Halloween.
So all you kids, don't even THINK about knocking on my door.... I'm a grouchy man... who owns guns.
Thank God, everyone in the house has completely forgotten that October was nearing an end and hasn't done anything to get ready for Halloween.
So all you kids, don't even THINK about knocking on my door.... I'm a grouchy man... who owns guns.
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