Man Plays Wii, Bites Mother

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From Kotaku:

According to a report from ABC's Denver outpost, a man by the name of James Williams has had an adverse reaction to a day spent playing games on his Wii.

Having "gotten angry over a Wii game", Williams (pictured above) is alleged to have gone on a "rampage", racking up the following rap sheet:

- biting his mother on the ankle (?!)
- while driving, he "rammed several other vehicles as well as hitting the pedestrian and tree".
- firing a BB gun at another vehicle
- jumping on the hood of a police car


And they say there's nothing hard core about the wii.
Maybe now Nintendo will acknowledge Metroid has a fanbase?
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Some people should not be allowed to play video games.

If he did this over a Wii game, imagine what he would've done playing NES Contra or something?
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I think he was playing My Ponyz. Those first few levels are frusturating. :wink:
Seriously though I can't think of any game I have played on any modern system that have frustrated me.
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And people thought GTA was dangerous.

On a more serious note, I think that this is Nintendo experimenting with the mind control technology they've been developing for use through the Wii. This experiment showed promise, but there was a glitch and they lost control. Only a matter of time.
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Dylan wrote: On a more serious note, I think that this is Nintendo experimenting with the mind control technology they've been developing for use through the Wii.
I think they'd be more successful if they implemented quality control technology instead. ;)
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hm. only once have I been angered to the point of throwing the game controller (it's a good thing the wii comes with the wii strap and it didn't break that time) and that was with a stupid mini game on Rayman Raving Rabbids (the first one) where you are at a beach armed with a fly swatter and you are trying to swat the right color of rabbids, only the FREAKING REMOTE NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER WORKS, you have to fling and move it like crazy, and after 10 times swinging it in every direction it MIGHT work.



But seriously clearly this guy is a psycho. I mean I've heard people bite people...... but on the ankle?
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Well that's nice.
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New Super Mario Bros. Wii is tough shit.
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Kid Dracula wrote:New Super Mario Bros. Wii is tough shit.
Yes, but I used to bang the keyboard, or pretend to eat the controller, or grip it extremely hard, rather than bite someone when I had a hard game. Of course, that was way before I ever had NSMBW. Though I would have done those things had I had that game when I was little.
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