Is it manly to drink threw a straw?

[Luke]

The only straw I'll drink from is a crazy straw.

Because they're crazy.

Restaurant joke 101:
When a waitress comes to your table, say in a jokingly manner: "Not You again."

When the waitress passes out straws, at the last one say: "Well, that's the Last straw!"

When getting the bill question: "Is this the bill or your checking account balance?"

After reviewing the menu, ask: "What are the specials around here, besides the wait staff?"

wocka wocka

[GSZX1337]

If you have to drink through a straw, that straw better be in your nose.

[Hobie-wan]

If you have to drink through a straw, that straw better be in your nose.

I challenge you to drink boba through your nose. And none of that wussy boba with small tapioca either.

[Luke]

$5 says they either sell or are asked to sell "boba fetts".

[GSZX1337]

If you have to drink through a straw, that straw better be in your nose.

I challenge you to drink boba through your nose. And none of that wussy boba with small tapioca either.

I don't think I can't get Boba here. At least, I don't know where to get it.

$5 says they either sell or are asked to sell "boba fetts".

[CRTGAMER]

Hit the asian marts.

[GSZX1337]

Hit the asian marts.

In CousinFuck, TN? I don't think there's any Asians here.
Maybe they're in Nashville.

[fvgazi]

There are only a few manly straw drinking situations I've seen.


You better be badass if you're drinking with this.


You're probably a genius, because now you can get rid of your prescription glasses.


Classic Manliness

[Jrecee]

I'm drinking alcohol without a straw right now. It's riesling (sp? it's like wine or something) green apple flavored shit, and sierra mist. Is this manly?