Is it manly to drink threw a straw?

[noiseredux]

Your problem might not be how you access the stuff in your glass, but what's in there in the first place.

I don't know of any manly drinks that are consumed via straw.

Jack & Coke?

[dsheinem]

Your problem might not be how you access the stuff in your glass, but what's in there in the first place.

I don't know of any manly drinks that are consumed via straw.

Jack & Coke?

Get rid of the coke, prissy.

ALSO: T-H-R-O-U-G-H
Edit - nevermind, noise caught that one^

[noiseredux]

Get rid of the coke, prissy.

holy crap, yr right! I just tried it without the coke and my chest hairs FINALLY came in!

[noiseredux]

witch you'd assume would happen in a much more classy setting

[Droid party]

Your problem might not be how you access the stuff in your glass, but what's in there in the first place.

I don't know of any manly drinks that are consumed via straw.

What about Sex on the beach?

[Niode]

It's never manly for a man to drink ANYTHING through a straw. If they put one in for you, throw it away as a protest. Then beat your chest and growl at whatever douche put it in there. They clearly think you are an inferior mammal and are lower down the pecking order. You need to assert your manliness by 'marking your territory' on the nearest hot blonde to the bar.

Like DS said, no manly drink is drunk through a straw. Beer (not that fucking pussy 'light' shit, A real beer, preferably made by hand at a microbrewery in the middle of nowhere), scotch, shots, neat spirits, tequila slammers, jagermeister. All manly, no straw.

Here's what not to drink in a bar:
Cocktails - just say no, you fucking pussy.
Mixers - If you have to dilute your alcohol you shouldn't be drinking.
Budweiser/Coors/Corona - Drink a real beer not that hyper marketed piss water.
Water - You're in a bar and unless you've just done three shots off a hooker's chest and downed a bottle of jagermeister, this shouldn't even be going near your mouth.
Soft drinks - The key word here is soft, soft like your flaccid penis, harden the fuck up.

Hope that helps. Faggot.

[noiseredux]

hahaha, OMG if I didn't understand Niode's sense of humor I'd probably report that post.

[J T]

The only manly way to drink a beverage is to sop it up with the oily rag that hangs out of your back jeans pocket, cock your head back, then raise your muscley flexed arm high and squeeze the drink from your rag into your mouth. This should be followed by wiping your mouth with the back of your forearm. If anyone looks at you funny while you do this, it should be followed with a burp in their face.

[Ziggy]

Get rid of the coke, prissy.

holy crap, yr right! I just tried it without the coke and my chest hairs FINALLY came in!

When I tried it with out the coke my chest hairs fell out!

jagermeister, this shouldn't even be going near your mouth.

The last time I consumed a large amount of Jager I can't even explain what I saw. I've had double vision before, I've had the room spin on me before, but I never had both at the same time to this extent. My vision was going in the counter clockwise C shape at about 50mph. I felt like I was on LSD. It was surreal. I've never had any other type of alcohol do that, or any close to that. I don't drink that shit any more though, just sayin.

Mixed drinks are just nasty. I'll chase my shots of Jack or Morgan with a nice cold coke, but I don't mix them together.

And oh yeah, if you're drinking alcohol through a straw you might as well jerk off a cock while you do it.

[noiseredux]

The only manly way to drink a beverage is to sop it up with the oily rag that hangs out of your back jeans pocket, cock your head back, then raise your muscley flexed arm high and squeeze the drink from your rag into your mouth. This should be followed by wiping your mouth with the back of your forearm. If anyone looks at you funny while you do this, it should be followed with a burp in their face.

you use an oily rag? What are you a girl? It should be a bald eagle scalp.