Haiku's about bad games

[avrame]

Street Fighter 2010 (NES)

What is all this crap?
Ken Masters fighting in space?
I really miss Ryu...

[J T]

Castlevania, Simons Quest

How was I to know
To crouch down at that damn wall
I was only 8

[J T]

Star Fox

Slippy needs your help
Oh God, he is so worthless
Do a barrel roll

[Devezu]

Sonic the Hedgehog,
2006; damn.
Camera kills me.

[sevin0seven]

Shaq Fu

He fails at Kung Fu
Kazamm was a steaming Poo
Stick to B-ball, Foo'

[Luke]

Batman Dark Tomorrow

What did I just buy?
"Includes a free comic book"
Well, not all is lost.

Sword of Sodan

Electronic Arts?
Seven levels of dog shit.
Electronic Arts!

[BoringSupreez]

Sonic Heroes

It was very lame
What have they done to Sonic?
They have ruined him

Army Men: Green Rogue

N64 graphics
Cannot stop walking forwards
Wasted my money


Veitnam: Black Ops 2

Graphics out of date
Public Domain sound effects
Bad level design

Emitcons don't count as syllables or lines, BTW. And N64 is pronounced "En Six Four" just so that it will fit.

[Jrecee]

I don't know the rules of haikus but here's mine.

Shadow the Hedgehog
Eggman you're going straight to hell
nuff said
bitch

[BoringSupreez]

I don't know the rules of haikus but here's mine.

Shadow the Hedgehog
Eggman you're going straight to hell
nuff said
bitch

Haiku's have 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and then 5 in the third line, the last one. What you wrote has too many syllables in the second line, not enough in the third, and the fourth line shouldn't be there.

[Jrecee]

I was taking an artistic approach. Showing how Shadow the hedgehog's horribleness is not confined to normal rules and regulations. I wouldn't expect everyone to understand my elevated mental state.