Haiku's about bad games

[Flake]

5 - 7 - 5 people, who's with me?

Sonic Heroes:

They never shut up
They yell shout and scream at me
Leave this one to Tails

Megaman Battle Network:

This isn't Megaman
No bots, no Wily, no fun
What were they thinking?

[avrame]

Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad

They promised boobies
Gave bad gameplay with no fun
Where are the boobies?

[avrame]

The Guy Game

Answer a question
Get to see nipples shortly
Just buy a Playboy

[aeon]

Castlevania, Simons Quest

How was I to know
To crouch down at that damn wall
I was only 8

[yomomma1]

Too Human

Oh, Oh how human
Look, the many flaws you have
You are too human

[the7k]

Shaq Fu

He fails at Kung Fu
Kazamm was a steaming Poo
Stick to B-ball, Foo'

[Devezu]

Metal Gear Solid:
Otacon's a dork,
like his anime.

[Ack]

Ultraman: Towards The Future

Why can I not block?
I must wait to charge weapons
To kill enemies.

Street Combat

Bad sprite recolors.
This was a Ranma game, right?
It plays like garbage.

[Anayo]

Starfox Adventures

Can't use your blaster.
Tricky can jump in a lake!
Zelda sheds a tear.

[hashiriya1]

湾岸ミッドナイト　（PS3）

難しい
成功できず
諦めた