Odd things your Walmart or other retail store still has

[Luke]

maybe you should try engaging them first. try something like, "hey you FAT PIECE OF SHIT, why the FUCK aren't you FUCKING SMILING AT ME?! PUT MY SHIT IN MY CART YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!"

they'd probably be a lot more receptive to you if you did something like that. just gotta reach out, man!

Don't think I'll try that approach. But, thx for the suggestion.

[J T]

My local Fred Meyer always has lots of SNK compilations for PS2. The only thing is, they never got the Samurai Showdown one, which is the one I want the most. There's also weird PC budget racks that have games like Still Life and Splinter Cell mixed all together with fish tank screen savers, clipart collections, and 50 different variations of Mahjongg.

[aaron]

maybe you should try engaging them first. try something like, "hey you FAT PIECE OF SHIT, why the FUCK aren't you FUCKING SMILING AT ME?! PUT MY SHIT IN MY CART YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!"

they'd probably be a lot more receptive to you if you did something like that. just gotta reach out, man!

Don't think I'll try that approach. But, thx for the suggestion.

i'm surprised you of all people wouldn't!

[J T]

i'm surprised you of all people wouldn't!

I think he posted that fat lady in the handicap spot story because he wasn't proud of it, not because it was typical of his character.

[aaron]

sometimes i feel like i am making jokes to a brick wall on this forum.

[J T]

I'm not brick. I'm cement. You can't do anything right.

[Luke]

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

*three snaps in a Z formation*

[jfe2]

Wocka wocka!

[fastbilly1]

In 05 I found a copy of Ultima: Runes of Virtue in a Walmart, Right on top of the Gamecubes. They still wanted $50.

[aaron]

Jokes are supposed to be funny.

*three snaps in a Z formation*

i will concede that nothing could have been funnier than your initial "hey you fat fuck" post.


i am being facetious here, people. i am not attacking luke.