Fake internet life

[Luke]

I don't even actually play video games.

*yawn*

Must be all that pot you are smoking making you lazy.

Fact: Hatta doesn't smoke pot. It's another Internet lie.

[Dylan]

Fact: Hatta doesn't smoke pot. It's another Internet lie.

Also he runs an orphanage.

[Niode]

The vast majority of women are attention seekers. They crave it. I know this because I knew a woman. In fact my mother was a woman. I have read studies and they all state that women have a primitive need to be the centre of attention, all the time. Unfortunately that's a fact of the world we live in. You can't deny it, if you're a woman and think this is wrong. You're wrong. This is a fact, with studies, actual studies that say so backing me up.

[/inazuma]

[Luke]

The vast majority of women are attention seekers. They crave it. I know this because I knew a woman. In fact my mother was a woman. I have read studies and they all state that women have a primitive need to be the centre of attention, all the time. Unfortunately that's a fact of the world we live in. You can't deny it, if you're a woman and think this is wrong. You're wrong. This is a fact, with studies, actual studies that say so backing me up.

[/inazuma]

I just gave you an Internet hug.

Like it or not.

[AARST]

"I know this because I knew a woman. In fact my mother was a woman."

That is the best line.

[Erik_Twice]

Yay attention!