I've Reached a New Low

[Ack]

X?X?X? comes along to rectify the situation by genocide!?!?

Now do you see it?!?! Now do you see why we must all return our carts to the corrals!?!?!?! We're playing with the annihilation of mankind here!

[J T]

This thread has gotten pretty sinister. I have to say that although I don't particularly agree with his actions I never really thought I might need to murder Luke.

Obese lady leaves cart in handicap spot.
Luke comes along to rectify the situation and verbally abuses the lady.
shaolin242 comes along to rectify the situation by fighting, robbery, and possible murder.
X?X?X? comes along to rectify the situation by genocide!?!?

If someone doesn't quit doing the right thing here we might all end up dead.

Dahaha! That made me laugh.

Clearly, what we can all learn from this is that you should not block handicap spots because it might set off a chain of events that leads to global armageddon.

[MrPopo]

This thread has gotten pretty sinister. I have to say that although I don't particularly agree with his actions I never really thought I might need to murder Luke.

Obese lady leaves cart in handicap spot.
Luke comes along to rectify the situation and verbally abuses the lady.
shaolin242 comes along to rectify the situation by fighting, robbery, and possible murder.
X?X?X? comes along to rectify the situation by genocide!?!?

If someone doesn't quit doing the right thing here we might all end up dead.

The moderation team actually has contingency plans in case it turns out that we do indeed need to murder Luke.

[Hobie-wan]

This thread has gotten pretty sinister. I have to say that although I don't particularly agree with his actions I never really thought I might need to murder Luke.

Obese lady leaves cart in handicap spot.
Luke comes along to rectify the situation and verbally abuses the lady.
shaolin242 comes along to rectify the situation by fighting, robbery, and possible murder.
X?X?X? comes along to rectify the situation by genocide!?!?

If someone doesn't quit doing the right thing here we might all end up dead.

The moderation team actually has contingency plans in case it turns out that we do indeed need to murder Luke.

I'm about to do a trade with him. Better hurry up and tell me if I need to drop some contact poison in the package before I seal it up.

[fastbilly1]

The moderation team actually has contingency plans in case it turns out that we do indeed need to murder Luke.

Why did you have to say that? Now I have to use more subtle methods and not just get him in a parking lot. So much more work. Thanks alot popo.

[Inazuma]

I made fun of a fat kid. But, hear me out.

no offense but if you said that to my mum (were both not fat btw) and i was in the car i would have knocked you the fuck out and robbed you im not kidding. i dont care how lazy you think she is, if you verbally insulted me out loud to an old woman i would have fucking killed you.

you think you are tough picking on some fat woman? yeah shes lazy so what. what you did was 10x worse - then coming to brag about it on a games forum. yeah real tough man. i doubt you would have screamed all those things anyway but if i saw you doing that to some defenseless old lady whos worst crime is being fat/lazy then i would have stepped in and confronted you you can be damn sure.,

So let me get this straight. It's OK to not care about your health and allow yourself to become fat, but it's not OK to tell a fat person that they are fat? I think you need to calm down and think this over.

Honestly, what's worse here?
- An inconsiderate, fat woman who raises her son to also be fat
or
- Someone who points that out to her

By the way, if you and your mother happened to be fat, regardless of what anyone says or doesn't say, you and your mother will be fat. Funny isn't it?

[Luke]

Clearly, what we can all learn from this is that you should not block handicap spots because it might set off a chain of events that leads to global armageddon.

I like to refer to it as "The Luke-Cart" effect.

The moderation team actually has contingency plans in case it turns out that we do indeed need to murder Luke.

I was recently notified that someone who remains anonymous has purchased a life insurance policy on me. I wonder if MrPopo is MrAnonymous?

[GSZX1337]

This thread has gotten pretty sinister. I have to say that although I don't particularly agree with his actions I never really thought I might need to murder Luke.

Obese lady leaves cart in handicap spot.
Luke comes along to rectify the situation and verbally abuses the lady.
shaolin242 comes along to rectify the situation by fighting, robbery, and possible murder.
X?X?X? comes along to rectify the situation by genocide!?!?

If someone doesn't quit doing the right thing here we might all end up dead.

While this post is hilarious, I'm afraid it's inaccurate. Here is how it would go:

Obese lady leaves cart in handicap spot.
Luke comes along to rectify the situation and verbally abuses the lady.
shaolin242 comes along to rectify the situation by getting his ass kicked and possibly murdered.
X?X?X? comes along to rectify the situation by genocide!?!?

[J T]

Clearly, what we can all learn from this is that you should not block handicap spots because it might set off a chain of events that leads to global armageddon.

I like to refer to it as "The Luke-Cart" effect.

Well, see, now I think you were justified in your response-- you were trying to save the entire human race.

[Luke]

Clearly, what we can all learn from this is that you should not block handicap spots because it might set off a chain of events that leads to global armageddon.

I like to refer to it as "The Luke-Cart" effect.

Well, see, now I think you were justified in your response-- you were trying to save the entire human race.

And look at the thanks I get.
Your welcome human race.