I'm sooo not ready for kids...

[s1mplehumar]

I spent this evening biting my tongue, cringing in horror and trying to mentally displace myself. The night played out like so many others before it...watching the deconstruction of my beautiful 46" LCD television by one of our lovely guests, a three-year-old tyrant. The night ended with my wife asking me if I valued material objects over a child, to which I replied, "Yes, as a matter of fact I do." Doghouse!

This has been a long time coming: http://www.monoprice.com/products/produ ... 1&format=4#

[Mod_Man_Extreme]

Ouch....

Soooooo, you got some pics so we can decide whether to hunt down the kid or not depending on the damage level?

[s1mplehumar]

Damage assessment to follow.

It's like parent, control your freaking kid. Do you not see what is happening!?!

[dedalusdedalus]

The kid's parents should reimburse you. At least, that would be the classy thing for them to do.

[Mod_Man_Extreme]

The kid's parents should reimburse you. At least, that would be the classy thing for them to do.

Ditto.

I would beat the hell out of my kid if he just ran wild and did stuff like that. Then again it's a good thing I don't have kids yet.

[lost_within]

TV > Kid


You can make a new kid...but only THAT tv has the select games you beat on JUST IT...and not another tv...*sigh* sorry for your loss.

[the7k]

Yeah... that's one of the first things I make damn sure of when I meet women: I make damn sure they know that I don't want kids, never wanted kids, and never will want kids. It's not even that I care about material things more - I just hate kids.

Still haven't found a woman who feels the same way.

[RyaNtheSlayA]

I want kids sometime in life. Hopefully not for another 15 or so years though.

[dedalusdedalus]

I think people would pay a lot of money to someone who can harness the power of science to accelerate growth from a fetus to a 22 year old with their own apartment.

[wip3outguy7]

Relatives and friends with children are not allowed in our apartment.