fastbilly1 wrote:Nono, lets not do an IQ test. I dont need to see those results again.
Okay.
I still would like for grocery stores to only allow people to self-check out if they pass a course.
My course would be about 10 minutes long.
Luke's Self-Checkout course, by lesson:
#1: 20 items or less. 32 Totino's pizza rolls do not count as 1 item. Each object is 1 item. If someone calls you out for too many items, press cancel, and go to a regular check out line.
#2: Cramming the upc on the scanner does not make it scan more efficiently. One quick pass is all it takes.
#3: Put your shit in the bag. If I had a dollar for every time I saw someone put an item in the cart and then heard "Please place the item in the bag", over and over, I could have afforded that CIB EarthBound copy I found on ebay.
#4: MOVE IT! People aren't shuffling their feet because they have a leg cramp, it's because you are in an express line and you are moving as fast as Roseanne Barr in a reverse cowboy position.
#5: Scan the Coupon, next, put it in the coupon slot. You don't need to call customer service.
#6: Your fruit and vegetables come with PLU numbers for a reason. Use them, and before you know it, you'll automatically weigh bananas with the code 4011.
#7: Be considerate, and help your elders. If you see a senior citizen who is trying a self check out stand for the first time, or is just confused, help them out. They aren't doing these previously listed things because they are stupid. Plus, there are some benefits. You help an elder, you get the satisfaction of doing a good deed, and you also are next in line.