For those who care:
and with that, I'm going to bed.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I'm a guy, are you gonna disconnect?
Stranger: nope
You: yay
Stranger: im a guy too
You: nice!
Stranger: YOU gonna disconnect?
You: hahah nah
Stranger: haha
Stranger: cool
You: i just say it cuz of all the horny bastards on here
You: asling me
You: and m/f'ing me
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i cant tell you how many conversations go like:
Stranger: Stranger: m/f
Stranger: You: m
Stranger: Your conversation partner has disconnected.
You: hhahaha
You: yeah i laughed for the first few times
You: then rolled my eyes
You: then tried to come up wit hsomething to say
You: to discourage said behavior
You: lol
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i started saying "both"
You: haha
Stranger: there was a delayed response
Stranger: and then a disconnect
You: i imagine
You: hahah
You: especially if you said both and that you were bisexual
You: although I guess thast would go without saying
You: lol...
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i think one who is both pretty much has to be
You: it'd be pretty awful otherwise
You: awful to even have that condition
You: so much of who we are is cuz of our gender identity haha
You: and i dunno i'd imagine life would be confusing if you had to grapple with both
Stranger: well
Stranger: it'd be pretty god awful yes
You: haha for real
Stranger: im pretty sure youd just have to pick a gender and roll with it
You: yeeeeeah
You: i'd probably flip a coin, i think a magic 8 ball would be torture
Stranger: if youre a guy, hope that you dont grow boobs, if youre a girl, hope that you dont grow a beard
You: in that sense
You: hahah yeah
You: the associated characteriistics of each gender.......eesh
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 23, though most people still think im in high school =\ haha
Stranger: haha
You: one of those faces i guess
Stranger: yeah the "eesh" through me off
You: oooh my bad
Stranger: how old would you guess for me
You: hahah
Stranger: no its cool i liked it
You: 30?
You: haha
You: im glad
Stranger: haha wow ancient
Stranger: 26
You: lol close enough haha
You: but yeah
You: 30 does seem like a milestone if you will
You: though not nearly as bad as 40 +
Stranger: ugh seriously
Stranger: downhill
You: pretty much
Stranger: im Jake btw
You: it's like those surverys and online dating sites that are like 18-25, 26-39 and then just 40 +
You: and the last part just makes it seem i dunno
Stranger: yeah
You: like your age doesn't matter cuz you're old anyway
You: haha
You: im jared
You: =)
Stranger: nice to "meet" you
You: "you" too
You:
Stranger: haha
You: lol but i totally get what you mean
You: omegle's an interesting place to "meet" people
Stranger: yeah
You: i really want someone to do some research and try to nail all the demographics
You: i have an inkling I'd know what they'd be
You: haha
Stranger: thatd be hard to do since i have a feeling a small percentage lie about their gender and a huge percentage lie about their age
You: hahah good point
You: its interesting what this decade has brough with communication with the internet
You: but the anonymity i think can be a cruel mistress
You: haha
Stranger: yes
Stranger: it can be
Stranger: so what do you do jared
You: im a student trying to finish a psychology degree who also works part time.....and who just i dunno likes having fun. im usually happy and never bored....go me
You: what about you?
Stranger: thats awesome
You: haha i hope so
Stranger: law school, also likes having fun, also is usually happy, sometimes bored
You: sounds a lot like me haha, though i dunno if i'd have the brains for law
Stranger: its hard
You: thats what I hear
Stranger: but psych can be too
You: yeeeah, you can be good at talking to people, but mental disorders really throw a wrench into things
You: some of them seem even scarier than death, honestly. haha
Stranger: yeah
You: cuz you wonder what's really left of the person with their mind and what not
You: or who's running the show
You: lol
Stranger: yup thats messed up
You: just think good thoughts...hahah or somethin
You: im sure law has its scary sides
Stranger: yeah mostly in the form of professors asking you questions at random
You: ah yeah? like critical thinking kinda questions, or questions with no real answers? haha
Stranger: both
Stranger: if you didnt read, dont come to class
Stranger: you will be embarrassed
You: ha i imagine
You: it's not like you can really skim or bs your way through law
Stranger: unfortunately not
You: i'd imagine that there more than enough ambiguities that would keep you from doing that
You: it's almost unfortunate to me in a way that we need lawyers and the like
You: cuz each side gets a bad rap and rep
You: some of it deserved i guess--but yeah
Stranger: yeah
You: not that i even begin to understand the intracacies
You: just that there are more than enough lawyer jokes to go around, haha
Stranger: that is a fact
You: but im sure you can kind dirt on any profession
You: even construction workers!
You: (bad joke)
Stranger: literally!
Stranger: i liked it
You: hahaha thanks
Stranger: also works for gravediggers, gardeners, and landscapers
You: ooh gravediggers
You: and yes it does
Stranger: so jared
Stranger: in which state do you reside
You: mental
You: lolllll
Stranger: hahahah
You: texas
Stranger: oh so you do reside in mental
You: haha
Stranger: i was going to say "bliss"
You: hey, that too...
Stranger: the stars at night are big and bright
You: deep in the heart of......something
You: hah
Stranger: haha i thought it was state law that you had to finish that line
You: lol, only cuz im not native
Stranger: ahhhh
Stranger: i hope youre in a big city like austin or houston or dallas
You: dallas yep
Stranger: good
You: haha
Stranger: i was secretly hoping you arent in houston
Stranger: because i hear houston sucks
You: its humid at least
You: and very hot
Stranger: so i hear
You: and i don't mean the women
You: though im sure they are too on that level
You: haha darn sea level
Stranger: hahah
You: and generalized......southernness
Stranger: i love southerners
You: i definitely talk like one now =\
Stranger: the women are polite and refined with a wild side and the men are earnest honest and rugged
Stranger: (generalizations abound)
You: hahaha yeah somethin like that
You: unforunately with the men, rugged usually also means "stupid" or "uneducated" or "not-so-smart"
You: =)
Stranger: yeah
You: i mean i've talked to some very nice people who're like that
Stranger: you just gotta hope they have the charm
You: but when you make a pun or joke or say something that goes way over their head
You: and you don't think you're talking over anyone
Stranger: yea
You: theres this awkward moment
You: and anyway
You: you know
You: haha
You: yes, charm indeed
Stranger: so what brings you on Omegle
You: ah i dunno, like you said you can meet some crazy people here
You: and like yourself, also an occasionally sane one
Stranger: yea
You: though thats kinda few and far between
Stranger: ah im just sane till you get to know me
You: haha uhoh
Stranger: nah not really
You: lol
Stranger: just until i have a bit of liquor in me
Stranger: then i get a little wild
You: haha well that's understandable
Stranger: yeah i think so
You: =)
You: so be honest, you're stroking it...aren't you?
You: hahaha
You: i kid
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: that was not what i expected to read
You: i know
You: it pretty much goes against everything i've said
You: but
You: i wanted to throw somethin random in there to see what you'd say
Stranger: hey you gotta ask whats on your mind
You: haha
Stranger: i get it
You: sweet! knew you'd understand
Stranger: of course
You: =) so hey, do you like any of elton john's music? lol, im listening to madman across the water at the moment
Stranger: i can appreciate elton john but i dont have any of his music
You: ah thats understandable
You: my parents made me grow up on old stuff
You: horrible thing to do to a kid
Stranger: thats awesome
You: hahah
You: for the most part
Stranger: adds character
You: and substance
You: MORE OVALTINE PLEASE!!!
You: haha
Stranger: hahahaha
You: lol sorry, you reminded me of the commerical
Stranger: you are funny
You: thanks =)
You: you are too
Stranger: thanks
You: you are welcome
Stranger: likewise
You: most welcome
You: .......so welcome
You: lol.....oh my poor brain
Stranger: hahaha
You: yeeeah it doesn't run 24-7
Stranger: thats ok, you gotta let it rest so you can be just as witty the next day
You: lets hope anyway
You: i'd hate to disappoint the masses
Stranger: i do
You: ...unless they were catholic!!
You: oh snap
You: yeah, i'd imagine
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol
Stranger: are you jewish
You: nope
You: are you?
Stranger: nope
You: hmm...
Stranger: just wanted to get your reaction
You: aw man
Stranger: please, so much tamer than a stroking reference
You: well i was cirucmsized at least
You: lol
You: but it was when i was born, so they say
Stranger: well yeah me too
You: oooh man
Stranger: i think id remember
You: hahah
Stranger: unless i blacked it out
You: you know that game super smash bros?
You: lol shoooooot
Stranger: yup
You: and how it had has all those melee modes in it at least the gamecube version
You: well i came up with a new one with my friends
Stranger: yes
You: super foreskin melee!!
You: lolllllll
Stranger: wow
You: it was late
Stranger: sounds like some really awesome guys
Stranger: hahahaha
You: hahah
You: we were going thru all the modes
You: making fun of the names
You: and i had a little too much coke (the soft drink)
You: and just kinda blurted it out
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: creativity, i like it
You: yeah pretty much
You: sometimes when we're all together i'll say it during a conversation lull
You: then we all kinda take a ride on the roflcoptor
Stranger: wow
Stranger: hahah
You: (insert highway to the dangerzone)
You: lol yeah, pretty much
Stranger: AND THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING
You: hahhh yeeeeah
You: my friends say i shoulda gone into comedy, but i always tell them im too serious for that
You: which for some reason, just makes them laugh
You: imagine tha
You: t
Stranger: i like that
Stranger: too serious
You: yes haha
Stranger: tell me something serious
You: it's all really kind of funny, cuz no one in my family is like me
You: ^^serious
You: my dad has some of my sense of humor but his kinda sucks and is way dry
You: the stuff my mom and sisters find funny i just kinda smile at
You: usually forcefully
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: youre the only boy?
You: it's like *shit-eating grin* 'GAWSH THAT WAS SO FUNNY DURRRRR!"
You: hah yeah i am
You: two older sisters
Stranger: poor guy
You: ha yeah was kinda rough growing up
You: probably what nerfed my brain and sense of humor
You: someone sent me a pic off of rotten.com once
Stranger: do you hear that?
You: and i laughed
Stranger: thats the world's tiniest violin
You: hahah
Stranger: and its playing just for you
You: yeeeeeah i don't get much sympathy
You: that and the whole age thing and not looking 23 apparently
You: so i hope i can still act the same at 30 and 40
You: thats the plan anyway
Stranger: yeah i dont look 26
Stranger: probably look 23 actually
Stranger: so i get to act a little immature it hink
You: ha yeah well they say in your latter years, the dominant few characteristics take over
You: and that your personality kinda shrinks
Stranger: oh great
You: so i hope im left with the good stuff
You: haha
Stranger: here comes the shrink
You: lol i don't believe half of what i say or read
You: thats my secret
Stranger: good good
You: i hope so
Stranger: are you single
You: ...until I met you
You: lol
Stranger: hahahah
You: yes i am at the moment
You: =P
You: im secretly combing omegle
You: ....
You: hahaha
Stranger: hahahaha
You: yeah not really
You: if i was, im doing a bad job
Stranger: yeah youre talking to me
You: unless i was a girl, then you'd be totally smitten or something
You: ha, exactly!
Stranger: nah
You: single/married/divorce/widower?
You: anulled?
You: separated?
Stranger: single
You: lol i think im covered everything
You: ah
You: so, tired yet/
You: ready to put the ol cat to sleep?
You: slap the bacon?
Stranger: hahaha
You: lol
Stranger: im with you
You: that reminds me of Avatar
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: I SEE YOU
You: how at the end, that Jake charcter is like
You: yes
You: oh geesz
You: that
You: sigh...
You: i really should just roll up to a girl
Stranger: whatever
You: and be like
You: I see you!!!!!!1
You: *drools out side of mouth*
Stranger: haahaha
You: "COME BACK, I SEEEEEEE YOUUUUUU!!"
You: hahah
Stranger: ive been a little confused since that movie, because they were kind of attractive
You: yeah i dunno
Stranger: but were not human
Stranger: which means
You: people are like blowing a lode over it
Stranger: nevermind
You: but...
You: yeah
You: go to imdb.com find the message board of it
You: countless threads about neyteri
You: and how james cameron is like God pretty much
Stranger: yeah
You: I'm a part-time wheelchair user actually and even i couldn't appreciate the movie
You: i felt like i was watching fern gully
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: me too
You: or dances with smurfs
You: i mean......ugh
Stranger: it was a little like dancing with smurfs
Stranger: jesus
You: exactly
Stranger: youre right
You: stealing my lineslol
You: haha yeah
You: funny thing is, i hadn't even heard of the movie for some reason
You: and i don't even live under a rock
Stranger: because you spend your days in omegle chat rooms
You: haha true
Stranger: trolling for m/f's
You: haha shooooooot
You: yeah
You: that'd be a way to avoid humanity for sure
Stranger: WAIT
You: watch, cameron's next movie will be about omegle
Stranger: why are you a part time wheelchair user
You: oh
You: yeah
You: small detailol
You: i was born with cerebral palsy
You: so on some days my legs are less than cooperative
You: other than that though it's all good
Stranger: oh well that blows
You: I really get a kick out of telling people that my penis still works when they ask really personal questions
You: haha yeah it does
You: but
Stranger: hahahha
You: im glad i was born with it instead of like gettin in a car wreck
You: lol pretty much
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you know what bugged me about the wheelchair aspect of that movie
You: hm?
Stranger: i mean its like 2160 right or something like that
You: yeah
Stranger: and he is a member of the army, which means he has excellent healthcare
You: youd think so
Stranger: they have the ability to heal him
You: yeeeeah
Stranger: but you know what
Stranger: they dont
You: yeah...
Stranger: i mean we're taking over planets by this point
You: what bugged me is that in the end of the movie how he just *becomes* one of them. I totally guessed that ending, but thought it'd be interesting to see neytri have to deal with his cirppledness haha
Stranger: sigourney weavers there and she still looks fantastic
You: haha yes
Stranger: timeless
Stranger: she is timeless
You: fo shizzle
You: OH GOD BULLET RUINED MY DAY GOTTA GET SAMPLESLOLSHIT *DIES*
You: sadness
Stranger: yep
Stranger: did your theater laugh with the samples line
Stranger: mine did
You: yes
You: i didn't
You: haha
Stranger: nor did i
You: i was like geez cmon
You: hah
You: im about to say something random again but whatever
You: my friends took me to see it a 2nd time'
You: and i dunno, i was having a hard time sitting through it again
You: so i started imagining the things neyteris father would say to jake and i thought of "DON'T STICK IT IN HER POOPER!" and i dunno i almost burst out laughing
You: sigh...i have issues
You: =)
Stranger: hahahaha
You: lol but yeah
Stranger: under their tales, it'd be difficult
You: they looked at me thinking i was cracking up at the movie
You: yeah
You: ...
Stranger: tails*
You: that whole tail thing
You: bonding
You: and tendrils
Stranger: yeah
You: creeped me out
You: more than anything
Stranger: agreed
You: and im a guy who says random crap
You: so if it creeps me out..
Stranger: i was like...is this sex? are they having sex now? Is he having sex with that horse thing? what is going on
You: hah yeah the rolling around on the ground too with neyteri
You: when they mated
You: a guy in my theater
You: yelled out "YES SIRR MOTHERFUCKERS!" and im like..."what's going on?" at him, and the movie
Stranger: hahahah
Stranger: ridiculous
You: kinda reminds me why i ussually wait for the dvd or blu ray
You: theater screens are awesome
You: but i dunno
Stranger: yeah
You: yeah........
You: so jake...
You: I see you
You: lol!!
Stranger: I see you too
You: lollllll oh man
Stranger: lolz omg roflmao
You: pretty much
Stranger: haha
You: such a bad line
You: right up there with you had me at hello
You: or show me the money
Stranger: hahah at least those were a little original
You: lol yeah...
Stranger: i see you are three of the most common words in our language
You: imagine of neyteri said "show me the money!!"
You: jake's like "lolwut"
Stranger: it'd be like "What are you doing?"
You: pretty much
You: like that old budwesier commerical
You: with the prep guys
Stranger: haha yea
You: What are YOUUUUUUU doing?"
You: sitting here drinking an import!
Stranger: good commercial
You: hey chad--pick up the cordless!!
You: yes it is
You: haha
Stranger: new years plans?
You: you know if you ever want to truly understand how whacked I am. Just watch the movie Airplane
You: its like the story of my life
Stranger: thats a good life
You: gonna hang with my sister and her bro-in law--he doesn't have any brothers so we've kinda filled each other's void <ambiguous homosexual remark>
You: probably gonna go watch fireworks
You: or make our own
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: rawr
You: <another ambiguous....?
You: haha
You: i know right
Stranger: really?
Stranger: you get it on with your sister's bro in law?
You: hahaha
You: nah not really
You: i would have objections to it
You: as would he i hope
Stranger: that'd be rough on your sister
You: a bit
You: unless she joined in
You: then it'd be like doube the incest
Stranger: hahahaha ewwww
You: double the fun!
You: double mint gum!
You: lol yeeeeeeeah
You: but nah we're pretty much brothers at this point--he's more naturally intelligent than I am and also more of a nerd with techie things and the such...but he is smart and generally a cool dude
You: doesn't have my sense of humor though
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: thats cool
You: then again, who does? besides the people who wrote airplane
You: lol pretty much
Stranger: hahaha
You:
You: i know you're single right now, but you'll have to let me know if you ever go up to a girl and just be like, "I see you"
You: i mean your name's jake after all
Stranger: haha
Stranger: that wont be happening
Stranger: trust me
You: yeah probably for the best
You: if i saw you do that though
You: i'd lol
You: probably piss my pants from loling
You: but thats ok
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: actually i may try it at new years
Stranger: we shall see
You: haha welll if you do or are planning on it, keep me in mind
You: haha =P
Stranger: i will definitely
You: especially if you're just getting in on with a girl and about to sow your seed just passionately scream "I SEEEEEEE YOUUUUUU ARRRRRGH!"
You: thats too hardcore for me though
You: lol
Stranger: hahaha then you want me to be keeping you in mind?
You: oh wow
You: hahaha
You: shooooooot, the things i ask for in life...
Stranger: hahaha
You: and i thought you were just gonna give me ovaltine
Stranger: hahahahahaah
You: little did i know what you really meant..
You: *backs away from keyboard, vomits*
You: thats better....
You: lool
Stranger: looool
You: taking a ride on the roflcoptor
Stranger: hahaha
You: man if they'd used that line in avatar
You: especially the colonel
You: hahah
Stranger: sorry, i have reduced you to fits of rofl
You: pretty much
You: i liked how the colonel just brushed the fire off his shoulder too
You: in the movie
Stranger: do you laugh when you type "hahah" do you actually laugh
You: sometimes
You: usually when im really laughing im not typing
You: cuz its hard to do both at once
Stranger: true
You: its like trying to nail two chicks at once by yourself--it just can't be done
Stranger: well it can be, its just not good for the chicks
You: hahaha i spose not
You: looose anuslol
You: yeah
You: im just gonna
Stranger: hahahahaha
You: segue to something else
You: haha
You: i am loling by the way
You: out loud
You: taking a ride
Stranger: yeah so did i
You: on your roflcoptor
You: cuz i see you
You: JAKE
You: lolllllll
You: that name will live in infamy for you
You: you see a poster for avatar
You: the trailer
Stranger: hahaha
You: the blu ray relase
You: you just start screaming
You: i would
Stranger: ill just wonder why i cant have avatar jakes abs and then weep :,-(
You: ha those ones
You: in wheelchair too
You: i like it
Stranger: yeah
You: my upper body's pretty built but my six pack is gone
You: used to ahve one but
You: it's way too much upkeep
You: besides, i'd rather not look like one of the guys off of american gladiators
Stranger: nice, i never had one, always wanted one
Stranger: yeah
You: hahaha
Stranger: dont go overkill
You: yeah or geez the women
You: who bodybuild like that
You: to the point where
You: ....
Stranger: no they shouldnt
Stranger: women shouldnt
You: nah
Stranger: wait
Stranger: wait
Stranger: wait
You: ?
Stranger: are you
Stranger: are you black
You: haha no
Stranger: whyd you laugh racist much?
You: laugh at?
Stranger: "haha no"
You: oh
Stranger: UNCLE TOM
You: hahaha
You: nah, im afraid that haha wasn't much of a laugh
You: i guess i coulda said
You: I AIN'T A NIGGA, HOOOOOOONKEY"
Stranger: man i just again wanted to get your reaction but have failed
Stranger: hahahaha
You: awww
You: sorry
You: hah
You: you confused me
Stranger: yeah
You: if that counts for anythin
You: g
You: haha
Stranger: it doesnt
You: awwwwww
Stranger: it doesnt
You: that sucks
You: yyou're just too smart for me mr law man
You: lay the law down on me jake
You: ooooooooooooooh
You: imagine if a girl ever said that to you
You: hahaha
You: i'd totally laugh and lose my erection
You: =(
Stranger: hahahah
You: lol\
Stranger: the one you currently have
You: looooool only when im on the roflcoptor with you
Stranger: hahaha
You: going circles around your law man
You: lollllllll
Stranger: the vibrations! the vibrations!
You: hahah and the blades
Stranger: i swear thats what it is!
You: shooooooot
You: haha
You: take a deep breath jake, we can see you
You: no need to eat your meal so fast
Stranger: hahaha
You: as sigourney would say
Stranger: <3
You: how am i gonna feedacripplelol
You: i loled
You: sigourney's like
You: "Oh, Jake, IMPALE ME ON YOUR SWORD OF JUSTICE!!"
You: ultimate law man's fantasy^^^
You: hahah
Stranger: lets lock tails
You: lolthat
You: STANFORDLOL
You: haha her shirt
You: i couldn't help but think of tiger woods the entire time the 2nd time i saw it
Stranger: hahahaha
You: cuz of that shirt
You: again, my friends are like lolwut
You: and im like SMH
You: @Jimmy: c'mon dude
You: @Joe: Seriously!?!!?
You: twitterspeaklol i hate twitter
You: but yeah
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: @Jared yeah
You: hahah oh man
You: you should talk to girls IRL like that
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: hahaha
You: be like @hot girl what's your name?
Stranger: @jennifer what are you doing on friday, wanna fuck?
You: hahah
Stranger: @jennifer no? Oh okay
You: hahah
Stranger: @jennifer fuck you then
You: just systematically go thru a room at a party
You: going @ insert name
Stranger: hahahahah
You: nodding your head at each person
You: hahaha
Stranger: @Tyler whats up man looking good
Stranger: @Sarah Hey been a while
Stranger: @Jeremy Sorry about your dad...what a tragedy.
You: and hope some people get the joke
You: hahah yeah
Stranger: hahahha
Stranger: im totally going to try that out
You: just imaging a full room of that
You: i dunno
You: it;d be mesmerizing
Stranger: @Suzie I see you.
You: hahah that
You: best of both worlds there
You: @jake bone me with your tendrilslol!!
Stranger: @suzie check out my long arm of the law
You: haha its not the 3rd leg anymore
You: haha i like it
Stranger: not after i get my degree
You: i wish you luck in that pursuit
You: and hope it is fulfilling
You: enriching
Stranger: thanks, thats pretty much why im doing it
You: and at times, lubricating
You: =) good
Stranger: are you bi
You: nah, can't say that i am
You: nice segue, though
You: =D
Stranger: thanks i open them up pretty reg like that
You: hahaha
Stranger: i couldnt tell, so many vague jokes and references
You: yeeeeeeeeeah
Stranger: NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT
You: haha seinfield
Stranger: just thought clarification would be good
You: nah i always say
You: "one penis is enough for me"
You: so yeah
Stranger: hahahaha
You: i've realy never fantasized about having an object shoved in any sort of orifice
You: except my mouth
You: but then again
You: im talking food
You: and not cocks
You: nor dildoes
You: nor fleshlights
Stranger: haha
You: lol.......and it goes on and on
You: are you bi, jake?
Stranger: i am not
You: awww snap, what a waste of an hour or so
You: cuz i see youuuuuu
Stranger: hahahaha
You: lol
You: hahah
You: actually maybe it's been more than that
You: do people lose track of time when they talk to you?
Stranger: yes.
You: is it that impossible to run from the law?
You: haha
Stranger: jared ive been talking to you for 4 years.
You: oh wow
You: that explains my beard
Stranger: also ever since we've been talking ive wanted to call you isaac?
You: and overrun pubic hair crawling down ym legs
Stranger: i know no one named isaac
You: hahah man
You: fine, abraham
Stranger: is there any reason for that
You: why don;t you go cast your lots
You: haha
Stranger: hahahah
You: lot, lots
You: lolllllllpuns
Stranger: HIGHlarious
Stranger: have you done any illegal narcotics
You: IS THAT THE ROFLCOPTOR I HEAR WARMING UP?
You: WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRR
You: haha nah
You: wouldn't exactly jive with my cerebral palsy
You: nor alcohol
You: so im a straightedge homie
Stranger: me neither except for meth heroin
Stranger: meth and heroin
You: ooh
Stranger: fuck
You: sounded cool anyway
Stranger: i was joking
Stranger: fucked.
Stranger: fuck it.
You: hahaa
You: too bad that wasn't the line in avatar
Stranger: fuck it
You: jake's looking at neytyri
Stranger: @Jake Fuck it.
You: "fuck"
You: haha
You: yeah
Stranger: @ Neytyri Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: "RIDE MY CRIPPLED MEMBER INTO THE STRATOSPHERE OOOOOH"
You: neyteri's like
You: IT FEELS LIKE A LIL CHILD?!?!?
You: lol
Stranger: yeah if i were paralyzed from the waste down
You: hahah
You: yeah
Stranger: i guess id be really enthused about being able to run
Stranger: but
You: yeeah that part of the movie was bittersweet haha
Stranger: the use of my wang would definitely be my number one reason for celebration
You: hahaa yes
You: it wouldn't matter if dr. ruth was staring at you naked
You: you'd hit it
You: or rosie odonnell
You: or suze orman
You: lol
Stranger: well maybe not rosie because she doesnt have any orifices
Stranger: thats a fact
Stranger: look it up on wikipedia
You: haha shooooooot
Stranger: so question
You: hm?
Stranger: IF I GO TO BED AM I NEVER GOING TO TALK TO YOU AGAIN
You: in your dreams
You: i will see you
You: hahahy
Stranger: ive never really had a conversation on omegle that lasted past 15 mins
You: nah, if you want my IM or eemail for sure
You: me either
You: haha and here i am
You: a straight guy
Stranger: do you MSN?
You: with a straight guy
Stranger: hahaha
You: and all the awkward homoeroticism you can get
Stranger: whatevs bro whatevs
You: bros before hoesssssss
You: but yeah
You: my msn isssss
You:
Stranger: REALLY
Stranger: really.
Stranger: is it really
You: IT IS
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahaha
Stranger: ROFLCOPTER ACTING CRAZY
Stranger: TOO MUCH FUEL
Stranger: gonna be a rough landing
Stranger: SUDDENLYSOUTHERN
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
You: lol and he schmorgasms
Stranger: oh my god in heaven
You: i created that email shortly after
You: arriving in texas
Stranger: it sounds like a danielle steele novel
You: haha man
You: or lex steele
You: if you're into big jet black cocks
You: ..........
You: i didn't say that
You: hahah
Stranger: or the sequel to the sitcom suddenly susan
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: haha thjat too
You: you know
You: im gonna have to save this convo
You: i never thought i'd ever do that
You: on omegle
You: but, you deserve it
Stranger: yeah i guess i will too
You: its like a momentous occasion in my life
You: a sane nice funny conversation
You: with a straight male
You: on omegle of all places
You: its like going into a gay bar in san francisco
You: walking out with your fiancee of a wife
Stranger: hahaha
You: or that snowball actually reaching hell
Stranger: well
You: yeah..
Stranger: we'll see
You: we'll see you
You: .......
Stranger: i probably will block you in the morning
You: oh man
Stranger: false.
You: like sunblock
You: true?
You: i hate those tests
You: i go back and forth like.........someone who is bisexual
You: sigh
You: i wanted someones name there
You: but...
Stranger: hahahaha
You: yeeeeah
You: the roflcoptor crashes.....
Stranger: alright
You: bedtime for you sir?
Stranger: im going to hit the sack
You: yeah
Stranger: yeah indeed
You: jsut not mnie
You: i hope
Stranger: nope
You: oh good
Stranger: mine own
You: hahaha slap that ho
You: anyway
Stranger: hahaha
You: i will probably see you on msn
You: sooner or later
Stranger: wait one question though
You: sure?
Stranger: because there is only one way to end these conversations
Stranger: seriously
You: m/f?
Stranger: m/f?
You: hahah
You: i knew itttt
You: well in that case i know of only one way to answer that question
You have disconnected.
