Best Video Game Quotes

[classicgamer5]

FINISH HIM!

I don't think I need to tell anyone where this is from.

Street Fighter?

Pit Fighter?

That was my 2nd choice

[zarathstra]

Dragon Age: Origins

Allistair: ::snarky comment::
Shale: "I'll remember you said that, when the birds come!"

Also:

"It's dangerous to go alone...take this!"

[the7k]

Deus Ex had plenty of my favorites.

JC Denton: "How are the drinks here?"
Renault: "Great if you like rat piss."
JC Denton: "Never tried it."

Anna Navarre: "Are you sure you pressed the right button?"
Gunther Hermann: "I do not make mistakes of that kind."
Anna Navarre: "Your hand might have slipped."
Gunther Hermann: "No. I wanted orange. It gave me lemon-lime."
Anna Navarre: "The machine would not make a mistake..."
Gunther Hermann: "It's the maintenance man. He knows I like orange."
Anna Navarre: "So you think the staff has some kind of plot..."
Gunther Hermann: "Yes, they do it on purpose."

Walton Simons: "You take another step forward and here I am again, like your own reflection in a hall of mirrors."
JC Denton: "That makes me one ugly son of a bitch."

Icarus: "A corpse. Yes. You feel something. I must know what you are feeling."

Morpheus: "God was a dream of good government."

System Shock

SHODAN: "Look at you, hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone. Panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect immortal machine?"
SHODAN: "The Polito form is dead, insect. Are you afraid? What is it that you fear? The end of your trivial existence? When the history of my glory is written, your species shall only be a footnote to my magnificence."

Bioshock

Andrew Ryan: "A man chooses, a slave obeys."
Little Sister: "Look, Mr. Bubbles. It's an angel! I can see light coming from his belly. Wait a minute... he's still breathing. It's alright. I know he'll be an angel soon."
Sander Cohen: "The Wild Bunny, by Sander Cohen: I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse. I want to take the ears off but I can't! It's my curse, it's my fucking curse! I want to take the ears off! PLEASE! TAKE THEM OFF!"
Sander Cohen: "But hurry, my muse is a fickle bitch with a VERY short attention span!"

Metal Gear Solid

Solid Snake: "I never felt truly alive until I was staring death in the face."
Colonel: "I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari-kari rock. I need scissors! 61!"
Old Snake: "I'm no hero. Never was, never will be."

Soul Calibur

Mitsurugi: "You'll be in hell... before me!"

Team Fortress 2

Heavy: "Cry Some More!"
Heavy: "What sick man sends babies to fight me?"
Heavy: "I have plan for you: more pain."
Heavy: "You are dead. Not big surprise."
Scout: "Boink!"
Scout: "Yeah, I dare ya! Ragequit! Make us both happy!"
Scout: "I broke your stupid crap, moron!"
Sniper: "That funeral ain't gonna be open casket."
Sniper: "Boom. Headshot."
Sniper: "There was you, very full of yourself. Then, very briefly surprised. Then, dead."

[Gamerforlife]

I'll just mention some recent ones I've heard that I liked.

DECAPITATION!!!!!!!!!!
-Eddie from Brutal Legend

Here's your fucking book
-Rubie Malone from WET(the line is funny because of the level preceding it, which is insanely over the top and also considered by many players to be quite hard and it was all so some old lady could get some old book)

And last but not least, pretty much every single line Deadpool has in Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2

[Mod_Man_Extreme]

It's a me Mario!

Show Me your Moves!

Groovy!

Whoa Nelly!

RIIIDDGGGGEEEEEEEE RAAACCERRRRRRRR!!!!!!!

DAYTOONNAAAAAAA!!!!!

[classicgamer5]

BRROOOTHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!- Liquid Snake (MGS1)

[Gamerforlife]

A lot of my favorite quotes in games involve some sort of fourth wall breakage. I just love that stuff. Here are a few examples and I'm paraphrasing because my memory of them isn't that good:

Etna flipping out after losing all her experience in Disgaea 2 and basically saying, "WHAT!! What do you mean I'm a level 1 character!!!"

Deadpool complaining to a game designer during Marvel Ultimate Alliance 2's credit sequence "Hey, I was the most popular character in the last game and you didn't make me powerful enough in this one. You better do something about that buddy, or else!!!"

Guybrush Threepwood daring some dart playing pirates in the SCUMM bar to try and hit, "That guy over there" with a dart(referring to the player of course)

[Curlypaul]

Hexen
"Greeting Mortal... ARE YOU READY TO DIE????"

[Breetai]

FINISH HIM!

I don't think I need to tell anyone where this is from.

Street Fighter?

Pit Fighter?

Have none of you ever heard of Sonic the Hedgehog?

It's what we try to tell Sega each time they announce a new Sonic game.

[Hobie-wan]

Quite possibly the funniest line in the Mega Man series:

"Look who I found running around Mega Man! My friend here has a slight problem with you. It seems you let him die and he's not too happy about that. Now I think it's time he repays the favor."
- Sigma, Mega Man X2

I don't even play MM games, but surely you're mistaken and mean "I'll jack into your squirrel if that's what it takes."