I now prenouce you Man and DS...

[8-bit Legend]

What happens when an improved version of the same game is released? Would he be cheating on his wife then? Would he have to file for divorce if he fell in love with an actual person??? Not like any one would want to get involved with some console kissin creep. Wonder what his family thinks.

[jfe2]

I would marry my modded Sega Saturn...

It's the least I could do after knocking it up.

[crux]

God forbid I don't don't share the same opinion as everyone else.

How is that remotely the point? Let me emphasize the point:

Not only is this man a huge idiot for getting married but he feels compelled to prove it to the world by encouraging the media to report on it. OK, I get it already. You are an idiot. You sure showed us.

Wait, wait a sec... He married a fictional character in a DS game? OK, I guess that's not as bad as marrying a real human. I still think this guy is crazy but it could be a lot worse.

As tired as I am of hearing your opinion, I wouldn't have reason to argue with an opinion if you weren't such an asshole about it. That's the point. Whether it's an issue of marriage or religion, you paint people out to be idiots for taking a contrary point of view to yours. You made an entire topic to denounce religion while mocking it at the same time, yet you're trying to paint the picture that you merely express your opinion? You rub it in people's faces and it's obnoxious.

[Mr.White555]

I would laugh hard if this guy OR ANYONE tried to have sex with a console then got electrocuted by it and died...

Also this presents opportunity for all the masturbation jokes that were floating around when the ds got announced to have a touch screen to actually have some relevance haha

[Inazuma]

God forbid I don't don't share the same opinion as everyone else.

How is that remotely the point? Let me emphasize the point:

Not only is this man a huge idiot for getting married but he feels compelled to prove it to the world by encouraging the media to report on it. OK, I get it already. You are an idiot. You sure showed us.

Wait, wait a sec... He married a fictional character in a DS game? OK, I guess that's not as bad as marrying a real human. I still think this guy is crazy but it could be a lot worse.

As tired as I am of hearing your opinion, I wouldn't have reason to argue with an opinion if you weren't such an asshole about it. That's the point. Whether it's an issue of marriage or religion, you paint people out to be idiots for taking a contrary point of view to yours. You made an entire topic to denounce religion while mocking it at the same time, yet you're trying to paint the picture that you merely express your opinion? You rub it in people's faces and it's obnoxious.

So if someone does something that is likely to cause harm to them and there is no benefit to make it worth taking that risk, that doesn't make them an idiot?

It's like if I wanted some buns for my hot dogs and instead of using the perfectly good buns that I already have inside my own house, I decide to walk through a very dangerous part of town so I can buy them from the store. A part of town where most of the people who walk through it end up getting beat to a pulp and have their wallet stolen. Even if I manage to beat the odds and get back home safely, I wouldn't have benefited at all from the trip since I already had plenty of good buns in my kitchen. It's a totally unnecessary risk that you would have to be stupid to even consider doing.

It's fine if you want to think I'm being rude by thinking that's idiotic but I find it hard to think otherwise.

If you honestly disagree with me about that, I have a proposition for you. I will flip a coin and if it lands on heads, you pay me nothing, but if it lands on tails, you give me 60% of your money and property. Why should we continue to argue about this when we can easily agree to disagree here. You give me your money and both of us will be happy.

[miked]

God forbid I don't don't share the same opinion as everyone else.

How is that remotely the point? Let me emphasize the point:

Not only is this man a huge idiot for getting married but he feels compelled to prove it to the world by encouraging the media to report on it. OK, I get it already. You are an idiot. You sure showed us.

Wait, wait a sec... He married a fictional character in a DS game? OK, I guess that's not as bad as marrying a real human. I still think this guy is crazy but it could be a lot worse.

As tired as I am of hearing your opinion, I wouldn't have reason to argue with an opinion if you weren't such an asshole about it. That's the point. Whether it's an issue of marriage or religion, you paint people out to be idiots for taking a contrary point of view to yours. You made an entire topic to denounce religion while mocking it at the same time, yet you're trying to paint the picture that you merely express your opinion? You rub it in people's faces and it's obnoxious.

So if someone does something that is likely to cause harm to them and there is no benefit to make it worth taking that risk, that doesn't make them an idiot?

It's like if I wanted some buns for my hot dogs and instead of using the perfectly good buns that I already have inside my own house, I decide to walk through a very dangerous part of town so I can buy them from the store. A part of town where most of the people who walk through it end up getting beat to a pulp and have their wallet stolen. Even if I manage to beat the odds and get back home safely, I wouldn't have benefited at all from the trip since I already had plenty of good buns in my kitchen. It's a totally unnecessary risk that you would have to be stupid to even consider doing.

It's fine if you want to think I'm being rude by thinking that's idiotic but I find it hard to think otherwise.

If you honestly disagree with me about that, I have a proposition for you. I will flip a coin and if it lands on heads, you pay me nothing, but if it lands on tails, you give me 60% of your money and property. Why should we continue to argue about this when we can easily agree to disagree here. You give me your money and both of us will be happy.

..................can I buy some pot from you?

[dlmvii]

If you honestly disagree with me about that, I have a proposition for you. I will flip a coin and if it lands on heads, you pay me nothing, but if it lands on tails, you give me 60% of your money and property. Why should we continue to argue about this when we can easily agree to disagree here. You give me your money and both of us will be happy.

what?
I don't even....

geez dude, you have dissenting opinions from the norm. That's awesome. Uniqueness is awesome.

Being a total chode about how different you are is not. As pointed out above, if you did not come off as such an asshole when expressing your viewpoints, people would be much more likely to consider your viewpoints as having possibly some merit.

Also, what the fuck do your analogies have to do with anything? They are drawing no parallels to your whole "lolz other people suck why would I want to be with anyone but myself?" argument

I know, I'm going against my own advice here, but there's some food.

[the7k]

How did I know this would happen to a Japanese guy first...

Honestly, it could only happen to a Japanese man.

If you are living in Japan, have a salary of less than $100,000, and want a partner, this is one of the few options available to you.

Desperate times call for desperate measures. We're talking a country where 25% of men aged 30-35 have never had sex. A country where 60% of women will only marry a man who makes $70,000 or more, yet the average man only makes $44,000.

Won't be long before the idea of a "Pure-Blood Japanese" will become a myth.

[GSZX1337]

As tired as I am of hearing your opinion, I wouldn't have reason to argue with an opinion if you weren't such an asshole about it. That's the point. Whether it's an issue of marriage or religion, you paint people out to be idiots for taking a contrary point of view to yours. You made an entire topic to denounce religion while mocking it at the same time, yet you're trying to paint the picture that you merely express your opinion? You rub it in people's faces and it's obnoxious.

So if someone does something that is likely to cause harm to them and there is no benefit to make it worth taking that risk, that doesn't make them an idiot?

It's like if I wanted some buns for my hot dogs and instead of using the perfectly good buns that I already have inside my own house, I decide to walk through a very dangerous part of town so I can buy them from the store. A part of town where most of the people who walk through it end up getting beat to a pulp and have their wallet stolen. Even if I manage to beat the odds and get back home safely, I wouldn't have benefited at all from the trip since I already had plenty of good buns in my kitchen. It's a totally unnecessary risk that you would have to be stupid to even consider doing.

It's fine if you want to think I'm being rude by thinking that's idiotic but I find it hard to think otherwise.

If you honestly disagree with me about that, I have a proposition for you. I will flip a coin and if it lands on heads, you pay me nothing, but if it lands on tails, you give me 60% of your money and property. Why should we continue to argue about this when we can easily agree to disagree here. You give me your money and both of us will be happy.

..................can I buy some pot from you?

That takes more than pot.

[Inazuma]

If you honestly disagree with me about that, I have a proposition for you. I will flip a coin and if it lands on heads, you pay me nothing, but if it lands on tails, you give me 60% of your money and property. Why should we continue to argue about this when we can easily agree to disagree here. You give me your money and both of us will be happy.

Also, what the fuck do your analogies have to do with anything? They are drawing no parallels to your whole "lolz other people suck why would I want to be with anyone but myself?" argument

I think the coin flip analogy is almost perfect. When a man gets married, there is about a 50% chance of divorce, which will take away about 60% of his money/property. Now, if he doesn't get divorced, he gains nothing because nothing changes. Being married doesn't affect his daily life or his feelings for his woman. That could all still be the exact same without being married.

No one is dumb enough to agree to such a horrible coin flip like that, right? Well, there are many men who do exactly that all the time. I don't care if you think they are idiots or fools or merely naive. Whatever word you wanna use or opinion you want to have on it doesn't change the fact that this stuff is actually happening all the time. I think it's pretty sick that most of you are so dead set on flushing your money down the toilet that even when someone tries to talk some sense into you, you drive them away and label them as a troll/asshole/etc. As long as I can help one person here to think logically, it's worth being called names by people who are determined to learn this lesson the hard way.

Next time you see someone about to place his hand on a hot stove, don't yell at him to stop. He will hate you for it and then proceed to touch the stove anyway.