I now prenouce you Man and DS...
Re: I now prenouce you Man and DS...
I think they game company should divorce the guy and take half his stuff in the settlement.
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Re: I now prenouce you Man and DS...
I look at this as all of the above:
a) he is the biggest virgin
b) he must have been pretty desperate
c) he is basicly stating that he is commited to masturbating
to his cyberwife until he dies, the game get fried or the battaries go out
I mean, this is one step beyond the Everquest wedding a few years back, at least then,
those people marrried "real" people, not cyber charactors.
I could imagine the police consider "premeditated murder" when he deletes his wife...
a) he is the biggest virgin
b) he must have been pretty desperate
c) he is basicly stating that he is commited to masturbating
to his cyberwife until he dies, the game get fried or the battaries go out
I mean, this is one step beyond the Everquest wedding a few years back, at least then,
those people marrried "real" people, not cyber charactors.
I could imagine the police consider "premeditated murder" when he deletes his wife...
Re: I now prenouce you Man and DS...
So he's committing himself to only ONE fantasy woman? Now THAT's devotion!
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Re: I now prenouce you Man and DS...
If you love your DS so much...

WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT!

WHY DON'T YOU MARRY IT!
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Re: I now prenouce you Man and DS...
I see a neglected wife in the near future. Even if she's virtual I doubt he will be playing that game a year from now
poor girl.
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Re: I now prenouce you Man and DS...
Not only is this man a huge idiot for getting married but he feels compelled to prove it to the world by encouraging the media to report on it. OK, I get it already. You are an idiot. You sure showed us.
Wait, wait a sec... He married a fictional character in a DS game? OK, I guess that's not as bad as marrying a real human. I still think this guy is crazy but it could be a lot worse. Maybe he gets to pay less taxes? And with no risk of losing your money in the divorce, it doesn't sound so horrible. Maybe this guy is smarter than we think.
I'm not familiar with Guam marriage law but if it's similar to the USA, this guy might be up to something clever.
Wait, wait a sec... He married a fictional character in a DS game? OK, I guess that's not as bad as marrying a real human. I still think this guy is crazy but it could be a lot worse. Maybe he gets to pay less taxes? And with no risk of losing your money in the divorce, it doesn't sound so horrible. Maybe this guy is smarter than we think.
I'm not familiar with Guam marriage law but if it's similar to the USA, this guy might be up to something clever.
Re: I now prenouce you Man and DS...
Here we go again.
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Re: I now prenouce you Man and DS...
That's what I was thinking. Let's try to turn this into a thread debating the merits of marriage. I don't think we've had one of those yet.jp1 wrote:![]()
Here we go again.
Re: I now prenouce you Man and DS...
Don't feed the troll.Inazuma wrote:OK, I guess that's not as bad as marrying a real human.
I am still hoping this all turns out to be a very involved PR stunt from the people that made Love Plus...


