Hell yeah, I love Duck Tales and Rescue Rangers, got them both on the DVD collections they released not so long ago.
I'm currently trying to get my hands on a decently priced season 1 of M.A.S.K. That cartoon was fucking awesome, sadly they never released a region 2 version, and Amazon Marketplace imports are overpriced

. That and Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors another 80s Saturday morning pleasure. I used to get up really early just to watch those cartoons. They were awesome.
On topic:
I haven't really laughed at the Simpsons for about 10 years now. Even then the only truly laugh out loud parts involved Ralph "super nintendo chalmers" Wiggum.
I'm not sure what to think about this news, it's a little strange, but I guess there's a first for everything. (ignoring rule 34 of course). I don't think anybody has a right to say what is and isn't healthy sexual behaviour, as long as you aren't hurting somebody against their will and it happens between consenting adults then anything is fair game.