Introducing the newest 16 bit console: Racketboy Drive

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Introducing the newest 16 bit console: Racketboy Drive

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In honor of modern consoles sucking, I bring you a promo for the latest and greatest 90s technology, the Racketboy Drive:

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Edit - there is no off button because once you turn it on, there is no reason to turn it off.
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Re: Introducing the newest 16 bit console: Racketboy Drive

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Been waiting for something that'll play the 16-bit games I buy off of eBay AND wash all those used panties I buy off of eBay as well.
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Re: Introducing the newest 16 bit console: Racketboy Drive

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So I see it plays Mortal Kombat.
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Jrecee wrote:there is no off button because once you turn it on, there is no reason to turn it off.
Now that's logic I can get behind.
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Re: Introducing the newest 16 bit console: Racketboy Drive

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So where do I preorder this beast? I need 2 or more.........
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All preorders can be sent to my Nigerian Swiss bank account, I will provide the account information and a sack for you to put your cash in.

*Please note that the image above is a preliminary drawing, therefore the final product may not have as high quality of design.
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I'll buy 10, but only because if you need more than 6 buttons, you're doing it wrong. You do have to guarantee that every game turns into mosaic, rotates, or does both for no discernable reason every time I finish a level.
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This better get a few add-ons to gain my hard earned dollar! :?
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It looks incredible....Really....I would buy one=)
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I want to buy one that is custom painted by Budsmoka
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