Any games where you can fight Jesus?

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Mega-Dan
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Any games where you can fight Jesus?

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Are there any games where you can fight Jesus? What games are the most Blasphemous? I think Castlevani Rondo of blood gets a vote since it has a weapon which makes jesus on the cross appear...which is nonsensical.
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Nope, but on the flip side both the SNES and Genesis (quite apt really! :)) have Biblical games.
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In Wii sports you can. The first guy you Box against looks exactly like him. See Look:




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wii sports guy

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that guy totally looks like jesus. I want to totally play that game now so I can defeat jesus.

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Jesus -- kyoufu no bio monster

for the NES? I guess they just named the space station jesus...what a let down. I was hoping to fight a mutant space jesus! (see picture)
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Re: wii sports guy

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Mega-Dan wrote:that guy totally looks like jesus. I want to totally play that game now so I can defeat jesus.

What about
Jesus -- kyoufu no bio monster

for the NES? I guess they just named the space station jesus...what a let down. I was hoping to fight a mutant space jesus! (see picture)
lol, I always thought it had nothing to do with jesus whatsoever. I just thought whoever made the game was just weird. :lol:

Such a bizarre question. I think wii sports would be the best as you could design your own perfect jesus to battle. :D even better than the one pictured.

Oh and for blasphemous games, the whole series of bible tree games for the NES are blasphemous. They are all pretty bad, so bad, I'm sure God and Jesus hated them. I bet they wished Capcom would've made their game! :P
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castlevania flash game

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at newgrounds.com theres a castlevania game where you can fight the jesus.
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http://www.adultswim.com/games/biblefight/index.html

There is your jesus fighting game you've been looking for.

Play as Jesus, moses, satan, and even Noah !!!!!
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