DEATH PANELING

[Jrecee]

I just wanted to let you guys all in on this. The government has been hiring independent contractors to install death paneling. Yes, it is true. This is possibly the most deadly paneling ever installed by the US Government. They will be going around to NURSING HOMES installing this harmless looking wood grain paneling, but don't be deceived! This paneling will suck the oxygen out of old peoples' tanks. It will cause their dentures to shrivel up. It will send high-frequency signals into their pacemakers sending them into cardiac arrest!

Don't stand for this. Before long the government will be making illegals legal, giving them healthcare, and having THEM install death paneling. We need to do something now. I propose a sort of meeting, possibly located in towns, in some sort of hall maybe? We will call them Shout-O-Ramas.

[RadarScope1]

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[Reverend]

I have no idea what's going on

I expected Castlevania's Death as a form of wall panel. I am very dissapointed.

[Dylan]

I actually heard about whatever this is today. Unfortunately I didn't pay attention so I don't really know what it all means.

Oh, and for anyone who wants context this has something to do with politics.

[the King]

I'm calling BS. The government would never hire indepent contractors to conduct death panels. That would just be too cost efficient.

[scrotumwound]

I'm calling BS. The government would never hire indepent contractors to conduct death panels. That would just be too cost efficient.

i completely agree with this opinion
and must add that shit sounds really metal

[SpaceBooger]

Couldn't they just use "Death Metal" since it is already made and easily found for pennies at used CD stores?

[Reverend]

I still can't tell whose being serious and who isn't.