Let me help you with the ladies

[Zeonik Freak]

This reminds me about going to Anime Evolution in Vancouver this year. First time going to any sort of convention. We were looking through the schedule and one of the panels was about how to talk to girls...at an Anime Convention...

LOL, thats funny you mention that, because a friend of mine was "jokenly" wanted me to make a fan panel about that same thing for Animazement last year.

Of course, deep down, it sounds like a good idea, but then again, im going to get probably the ugliest, craziest, most insane women that this world has in exsistance, and it doesnt help that anime conventions flock those kinds of girls too. But then again, even they need love too, so ... yea...

I will say, to me it seems that my biggest problem is ill starting talking to girls, and then out of no where, LITERALLY, 10 of her friends show up, and just like that, she doesnt know you exsist anymore, and will either walk off or you just stand there, looking stupid, and be like "... **** this".

[Mozgus]

I have to side with JT on this one. This whole "how to get in ladies pants" thing is almost from any sketch show that has been on comedy central. It is just downright hilarious.

"How to get loose women who'll dispense STD's like a coke machine" should be the title. I'm actually suprised you didnt add a section at the end "If all else fails, buy a 5 dollar hooker or drug your sister". O.K. Maybe that went a little far but hey, it is a how to get laid guide right?

Oh and there is always more places to get women than a club. A Bar, a carnival/fair, the mall, movie theater, anywhere fun. if you keep only going to the club, you'll eventually spunk every loosey goosey there and might have to double dip and that could cause problems.

By the way, why only Nikes? I've never heard a girl say "Oh you're Nike Air Generates turn me ON" Even looseys wont give one, or even two shits about your shoes until they get so drunk they end up puking on them.

[dsheinem]

No, I'm pretty sure it's actually something like "fucking braindead man-chimp". You aren't an expert on women. If you were, you'd be out utilizing your skills on a friday night; not typing away on your fucking computer, trying to inflate your internet ego by preaching on a video game forum the ways of scoring with chicks. You aren't fooling anyone.

Besides, most of us here are self-respectable adults who are looking for, or have acquired, deep and meaningful companionship in another, and your generic, stereotypical views on fashionable males wouldn't help us even if they were valid.

I don't even believe you're socially accepted among other stoners. I've known tolerable, open minded and friendly stoners with down to earth sensibilities. You are nothing but a punkass worshiping an activity simply because it's illegal, believing that makes you cool by default. You know nothing about weed. You both simultaneously shame it, as well as unnecessarily flaunt it.

Also, I kicked the shit out of lameasses like yourself in high school, based purely on principle and the desire to save you by means of physically administering sense and logic into your skull. You're a god damned nuisance to my senses. Go away.

I completely agree with you Moz - and he can take Inazuma with him.

Seriously, these two need their own sub-forum where they can hate on women, jerk off to anime, talk about how awesome weed is, and poorly explain to one another why advertising/corporations/laws/society/etc. are all evil.

[bobbynewmarkiii]

...been looking to post this one for a while

[SpaceBooger]

I completely agree with you Moz - and he can take Inazuma with him.

Seriously, these two need their own sub-forum where they can hate on women, jerk off to anime, talk about how awesome weed is, and poorly explain to one another why advertising/corporations/laws/society/etc. are all evil.

For a while I thought those two were the same person using different identities to continue/shock a conversation...
and to think I was one who fell for Inazuma's debate on getting married, and they both ruined a topic that was supposed to be humorous and turned it into a porn fest...
Can we start to have some kind of application process to become members here.

[Luke]

Wow. I just read all seven pages of this, and I'm not sure if it's the funniest discussion I've ever read, or the most pathetic. But, I did learn a few things:

Correct spelling and grammar are not needed if you "want to get the ladies".

It seems like the people giving the most advice have the least experience with women, or "bitches" if you will (we all know women love to be called bitches).

It's a good thing I recently got married to a beautiful woman, because Lord knows I won't find another because I wear suits and ties M-F.

Some people on this forum are lying about their age, and I also suspect multiple accounts. I'm hoping that the Admin enforces the "one account per url" rule.

There seems to be an obvious separation of adults and kids here. Perhaps there should be a Racketboy Jr. thread.

I enjoy reading Mozgus' posts.

After reading this thread and the "What does a man get out of marriage thread", I thought about leaving this forum for good. Two of the most immature points of view I've ever read, but I believe the good outweighs the bad overall here, and I've met some genuinely delightful people in the buy/sell thread.

I don't know if such a filter exists, but it would be great if there is an ignore feature, where after clicking on a user, you don't see their posts anymore.

[jp1]

Wow. I just read all seven pages of this, and I'm not sure if it's the funniest discussion I've ever read, or the most pathetic. But, I did learn a few things:

Correct spelling and grammar are not needed if you "want to get the ladies".

It seems like the people giving the most advice have the least experience with women, or "bitches" if you will (we all know women love to be called bitches).

It's a good thing I recently got married to a beautiful woman, because Lord knows I won't find another because I wear suits and ties M-F.

Some people on this forum are lying about their age, and I also suspect multiple accounts. I'm hoping that the Admin enforces the "one account per url" rule.

There seems to be an obvious separation of adults and kids here. Perhaps there should be a Racketboy Jr. thread.

I enjoy reading Mozgus' posts.

After reading this thread and the "What does a man get out of marriage thread", I thought about leaving this forum for good. Two of the most immature points of view I've ever read, but I believe the good outweighs the bad overall here, and I've met some genuinely delightful people in the buy/sell thread.

I don't know if such a filter exists, but it would be great if there is an ignore feature, where after clicking on a user, you don't see their posts anymore.

Agree.

[SpaceBooger]

Wow. I just read all seven pages of this, and I'm not sure if it's the funniest discussion I've ever read, or the most pathetic. But, I did learn a few things:

Correct spelling and grammar are not needed if you "want to get the ladies".

It seems like the people giving the most advice have the least experience with women, or "bitches" if you will (we all know women love to be called bitches).

It's a good thing I recently got married to a beautiful woman, because Lord knows I won't find another because I wear suits and ties M-F.

Some people on this forum are lying about their age, and I also suspect multiple accounts. I'm hoping that the Admin enforces the "one account per url" rule.

There seems to be an obvious separation of adults and kids here. Perhaps there should be a Racketboy Jr. thread.

I enjoy reading Mozgus' posts.

After reading this thread and the "What does a man get out of marriage thread", I thought about leaving this forum for good. Two of the most immature points of view I've ever read, but I believe the good outweighs the bad overall here, and I've met some genuinely delightful people in the buy/sell thread.

I don't know if such a filter exists, but it would be great if there is an ignore feature, where after clicking on a user, you don't see their posts anymore.

Agree.

Seconded

[deathred]

A filter would be a beautiful thing.

[fastbilly1]

DAMN IT, I knew I was off. I dont have the right gear or anything. I had just been wearing a suit or tux and saying I was a cosmonaut, it seemed to work but not to the level of the rest of you. Ill try your advice next time I go to a club...

And Mozgus went classic on you fools