Let me help you with the ladies

[J T]

Assholes are decoys that women often fall for, but they are not what women really want. Assholes get girls instead of nerds simply because in a short time frame, assholes appear to have more of what girls actually want. Let me explain:

1. Women want confidence.
Assholes are egotistical, pushy, and do as they please. This can appear like confidence. Nerds tend to be more withdrawn, and although they may have lots of confidence about their intelligence, skills, or good nature; their tendency to not be as in-your-face makes them appear less confident in a social situation than an asshole. Assholes: 1, Nerds: 0

2. Women want love, adoration, and attention.
This one often confuses the nerds because no one adores women more than them. They adore them so much they get nervous around them and clam up. The asshole; however, will say anything to get into their pants. They will make bold flirtatious comments and use nauseating one-liners. As slimy as these guys are, they still manage to take on the appearance of expressed adoration more than the speachless nerd. Assholes: 2, Nerds: 0

3. Women want a guy who is going places.
We all know nerds run shit. The richest man in the world is Bill fucking Gates, lord of the nerd. However, nerds don't walk around with their PhD in one hand and their bank statement in another. Their calm demeanor has them fading into the crowd unnoticed. The asshole, however, acts like he rules the world even when he probably works at Wendy's. The woman is fooled once again. Assholes: 3, Nerds: 0

Women will fall for the asshole thing for a little while, but it doesn't last. Women aren't stupid and they catch on. Unless they are stupid, in which case the assholes are perfect for them. But as I get older, I see more and more guys that used to be shy little nerd boys end up with hot, creative, & intelligent women. I did, and so can you. You don't need to be an asshole, you just need to have a few more obvious displays of confidence, affection, and charisma. Assholes: are 0s, Nerds: run shit.

[Mozgus]

I figured the first post was a joke and he's been fucking with everybody for the past few hours.

I really wouldn't give him that much credit. I think he's an authentic stoner loser.

The proper term is cannabis enthusiast thank you very much.

No, I'm pretty sure it's actually something like "fucking braindead man-chimp". You aren't an expert on women. If you were, you'd be out utilizing your skills on a friday night; not typing away on your fucking computer, trying to inflate your internet ego by preaching on a video game forum the ways of scoring with chicks. You aren't fooling anyone.

Besides, most of us here are self-respectable adults who are looking for, or have acquired, deep and meaningful companionship in another, and your generic, stereotypical views on fashionable males wouldn't help us even if they were valid.

I don't even believe you're socially accepted among other stoners. I've known tolerable, open minded and friendly stoners with down to earth sensibilities. You are nothing but a punkass worshiping an activity simply because it's illegal, believing that makes you cool by default. You know nothing about weed. You both simultaneously shame it, as well as unnecessarily flaunt it.

Also, I kicked the shit out of lameasses like yourself in high school, based purely on principle and the desire to save you by means of physically administering sense and logic into your skull. You're a god damned nuisance to my senses. Go away.

[Budsmoka]

Cool story bro

[(-_-)]

This reminds me about going to Anime Evolution in Vancouver this year. First time going to any sort of convention. We were looking through the schedule and one of the panels was about how to talk to girls...at an Anime Convention...

[Budsmoka]

This reminds me about going to Anime Evolution in Vancouver this year. First time going to any sort of convention. We were looking through the schedule and one of the panels was about how to talk to girls...at an Anime Convention...

Most guys there probably- went.

[Budsmoka]

Assholes are decoys that women often fall for, but they are not what women really want. Assholes get girls instead of nerds simply because in a short time frame, assholes appear to have more of what girls actually want. Let me explain:

1. Women want confidence.
Assholes are egotistical, pushy, and do as they please. This can appear like confidence. Nerds tend to be more withdrawn, and although they may have lots of confidence about their intelligence, skills, or good nature; their tendency to not be as in-your-face makes them appear less confident in a social situation than an asshole. Assholes: 1, Nerds: 0

2. Women want love, adoration, and attention.
This one often confuses the nerds because no one adores women more than them. They adore them so much they get nervous around them and clam up. The asshole; however, will say anything to get into their pants. They will make bold flirtatious comments and use nauseating one-liners. As slimy as these guys are, they still manage to take on the appearance of expressed adoration more than the speachless nerd. Assholes: 2, Nerds: 0

3. Women want a guy who is going places.
We all know nerds run shit. The richest man in the world is Bill fucking Gates, lord of the nerd. However, nerds don't walk around with their PhD in one hand and their bank statement in another. Their calm demeanor has them fading into the crowd unnoticed. The asshole, however, acts like he rules the world even when he probably works at Wendy's. The woman is fooled once again. Assholes: 3, Nerds: 0

Women will fall for the asshole thing for a little while, but it doesn't last. Women aren't stupid and they catch on. Unless they are stupid, in which case the assholes are perfect for them. But as I get older, I see more and more guys that used to be shy little nerd boys end up with hot, creative, & intelligent women. I did, and so can you. You don't need to be an asshole, you just need to have a few more obvious displays of confidence, affection, and charisma. Assholes: are 0s, Nerds: run shit.

I'm a hybrid an asshole with a high iq and a desire to succeed.

[KholdStare]

Budsmoka is a fucking joke. Coming on RB with this stupid shit. I wake up from a nap to find this dumbass topic. Piss off.

And if you're so hot with the ladies then why are you posting on a Video Game forum? Shouldn't you be out....with the ladies? You lose. Never come here again.

[Dylan]

I think it's time to put together a Troll Patrol.

[DaGamingMonkey]

if you want to get laid follow the douche bag rules, if you want a relationship, you need to go after it in a different more mature way.

[Xonticus]

I have to side with JT on this one. This whole "how to get in ladies pants" thing is almost from any sketch show that has been on comedy central. It is just downright hilarious.

"How to get loose women who'll dispense STD's like a coke machine" should be the title. I'm actually suprised you didnt add a section at the end "If all else fails, buy a 5 dollar hooker or drug your sister". O.K. Maybe that went a little far but hey, it is a how to get laid guide right?

Oh and there is always more places to get women than a club. A Bar, a carnival/fair, the mall, movie theater, anywhere fun. if you keep only going to the club, you'll eventually spunk every loosey goosey there and might have to double dip and that could cause problems.

By the way, why only Nikes? I've never heard a girl say "Oh you're Nike Air Generates turn me ON" Even looseys wont give one, or even two shits about your shoes until they get so drunk they end up puking on them.