Let me help you with the ladies

Talk about just about anything else that is non-gaming here, but keep it clean
User avatar
Inazuma
Next-Gen
Posts: 2940
Joined: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:35 pm
Location: USA

Re: Let me help you with the ladies

Post by Inazuma »

miked wrote:Wait a sec, shouldn't this guy be out at the clubs surrounded by women because of his douche bag skills? It is friday night.......
Even if Budsmoka was a virgin, his advice to act like a douche bag holds true. It's annoying to read comments like yours. If you disagree with him why don't you explain why he is wrong instead of insulting him?

This is how you sound to me.

Someone says something that's true such as:
"You can avoid dying while skydiving by using a parachute"
And then someone who disagrees with it, instead of explaining why it's wrong, he thinks that insulting the guy will somehow magically make his statement false:
"You are an idiot, therefore what you said is wrong"

I bet you open doors for women because you will think it will help you get laid. But in reality, the opposite is true. Go out there and try it for yourself, Mr. Nice Guy.
User avatar
jp1
Next-Gen
Posts: 4101
Joined: Sun Nov 23, 2008 6:04 pm

Re: Let me help you with the ladies

Post by jp1 »

Oh, give me the strength...please.

Holding my tongue.

With a vice at this point.
User avatar
Budsmoka
32-bit
Posts: 208
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:23 pm

Re: Let me help you with the ladies

Post by Budsmoka »

Inazuma wrote:
miked wrote:Wait a sec, shouldn't this guy be out at the clubs surrounded by women because of his douche bag skills? It is friday night.......
Even if Budsmoka was a virgin, his advice to act like a douche bag holds true. It's annoying to read comments like yours. If you disagree with him why don't you explain why he is wrong instead of insulting him?

This is how you sound to me.

Someone says something that's true such as:
"You can avoid dying while skydiving by using a parachute"
And then someone who disagrees with it, instead of explaining why it's wrong, he thinks that insulting the guy will somehow magically make his statement false:
"You are an idiot, therefore what you said is wrong"

I bet you open doors for women because you will think it will help you get laid. But in reality, the opposite is true. Go out there and try it for yourself, Mr. Nice Guy.
Hey If I'm on a date I'll hold the door open and pull her chair out I got some manners.
Image
All the ladies they love me, from the bleachers they screamin
All the ballers is bouncin they like the way I be leanin
All the rappers be hatin, off the track that I'm makin
But all the hustlers they love it just to see one of us make it
User avatar
Inazuma
Next-Gen
Posts: 2940
Joined: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:35 pm
Location: USA

Re: Let me help you with the ladies

Post by Inazuma »

Budsmoka wrote: Thas my guide what you all think?
I read the guide and I think it's pretty good but you left out something extremely important.

Money.

Money is the single most important thing when it comes to attracting women. To men, how a woman looks is the most important thing, but not for women. Being athletic is helpful of course but being rich or at least making her think you are rich is more important. But don't get the wrong idea. I am not suggesting you shower her with gifts and expensive dinners. The less you spend on her the better, because it will make her think that you don't really care about her. She will start to feel insecure about herself and be much more likely to have sex with you. She will feel like it's the only option she has to prevent you from totally losing interest in her.

Eventually she will realize that she's never gonna get her hands on your money and end up leaving you. Find the next sucker and repeat.

Like Budsmoka said, this is advice on how to get sex. If you are interested in marriage, this is not good advice for you.
User avatar
miked
128-bit
Posts: 693
Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:28 pm

Re: Let me help you with the ladies

Post by miked »

Inazuma wrote:
miked wrote:Wait a sec, shouldn't this guy be out at the clubs surrounded by women because of his douche bag skills? It is friday night.......
Even if Budsmoka was a virgin, his advice to act like a douche bag holds true. It's annoying to read comments like yours. If you disagree with him why don't you explain why he is wrong instead of insulting him?

This is how you sound to me.

Someone says something that's true such as:
"You can avoid dying while skydiving by using a parachute"
And then someone who disagrees with it, instead of explaining why it's wrong, he thinks that insulting the guy will somehow magically make his statement false:
"You are an idiot, therefore what you said is wrong"

I bet you open doors for women because you will think it will help you get laid. But in reality, the opposite is true. Go out there and try it for yourself, Mr. Nice Guy.

Im sure if you want to meet some skanks at a club and possibly catch an STD, then yes his info is great. I did not meet my wife by acting like a dickhead, drinking 40s and smoking blunts.(have you read his updated first post? You can't seriously defend this guy.)

You also have no idea who the fuck I am. I am not one of you damn kids on summer break, but a full grown adult with a job, wife and daughter. I could could care less about getting laid from some college fuck pump at a club.

And last.....THIS IS A FUCKING FORUM FOR RETRO GAMING. PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS TOPIC EXISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE! Where the fuck is Mozgus when you need him :lol:
User avatar
Budsmoka
32-bit
Posts: 208
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:23 pm

Re: Let me help you with the ladies

Post by Budsmoka »

Inazuma wrote:
Budsmoka wrote: Thas my guide what you all think?
I read the guide and I think it's pretty good but you left out something extremely important.

Money.

Money is the single most important thing when it comes to attracting women. To men, how a woman looks is the most important thing, but not for women. Being athletic is helpful of course but being rich or at least making her think you are rich is more important. But don't get the wrong idea. I am not suggesting you shower her with gifts and expensive dinners. The less you spend on her the better, because it will make her think that you don't really care about her. She will start to feel insecure about herself and be much more likely to have sex with you. She will feel like it's the only option she has to prevent you from totally losing interest in her.

Eventually she will realize that she's never gonna get her hands on your money and end up leaving you. Find the next sucker and repeat.

Like Budsmoka said, this is advice on how to get sex. If you are interested in marriage, this is not good advice for you.
Yeah I should also add a section on the joys girls with daddy issues.
Image
All the ladies they love me, from the bleachers they screamin
All the ballers is bouncin they like the way I be leanin
All the rappers be hatin, off the track that I'm makin
But all the hustlers they love it just to see one of us make it
User avatar
Budsmoka
32-bit
Posts: 208
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:23 pm

Re: Let me help you with the ladies

Post by Budsmoka »

miked wrote:
Inazuma wrote:
miked wrote:Wait a sec, shouldn't this guy be out at the clubs surrounded by women because of his douche bag skills? It is friday night.......
Even if Budsmoka was a virgin, his advice to act like a douche bag holds true. It's annoying to read comments like yours. If you disagree with him why don't you explain why he is wrong instead of insulting him?

This is how you sound to me.

Someone says something that's true such as:
"You can avoid dying while skydiving by using a parachute"
And then someone who disagrees with it, instead of explaining why it's wrong, he thinks that insulting the guy will somehow magically make his statement false:
"You are an idiot, therefore what you said is wrong"

I bet you open doors for women because you will think it will help you get laid. But in reality, the opposite is true. Go out there and try it for yourself, Mr. Nice Guy.

Im sure if you want to meet some skanks at a club and possibly catch an STD, then yes his info is great. I did not meet my wife by acting like a dickhead, drinking 40s and smoking blunts.(have you read his updated first post? You can't seriously defend this guy.)

You also have no idea who the fuck I am. I am not one of you damn kids on summer break, but a full grown adult with a job, wife and daughter. I could could care less about getting laid from some college fuck pump at a club.

And last.....THIS IS A FUCKING FORUM FOR RETRO GAMING. PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY THIS TOPIC EXISTS IN THE FIRST PLACE! Where the fuck is Mozgus when you need him :lol:
Good for you we don't care.
Image
All the ladies they love me, from the bleachers they screamin
All the ballers is bouncin they like the way I be leanin
All the rappers be hatin, off the track that I'm makin
But all the hustlers they love it just to see one of us make it
User avatar
miked
128-bit
Posts: 693
Joined: Sat Jun 14, 2008 9:28 pm

Re: Let me help you with the ladies

Post by miked »

Never mind Inazuma, I guess you can support this trash thread.......
User avatar
Inazuma
Next-Gen
Posts: 2940
Joined: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:35 pm
Location: USA

Re: Let me help you with the ladies

Post by Inazuma »

Budsmoka wrote: Hey If I'm on a date I'll hold the door open and pull her chair out I got some manners.
Treating her like a goddess makes you look like a desperate loser, to her. Stop acting like a pussy and see what happens. Sorry if this sounds harsh or blunt but I'm only trying to help you here.
User avatar
Budsmoka
32-bit
Posts: 208
Joined: Mon Aug 03, 2009 2:23 pm

Re: Let me help you with the ladies

Post by Budsmoka »

Inazuma wrote:
Budsmoka wrote: Hey If I'm on a date I'll hold the door open and pull her chair out I got some manners.
Treating her like a goddess makes you look like a desperate loser, to her. Stop acting like a pussy and see what happens. Sorry if this sounds harsh or blunt but I'm only trying to help you here.
Hey if its a date I'm not gonna be a douche but at the club I'm gonna be all over the girls.
Image
All the ladies they love me, from the bleachers they screamin
All the ballers is bouncin they like the way I be leanin
All the rappers be hatin, off the track that I'm makin
But all the hustlers they love it just to see one of us make it
Locked