Let me help you with the ladies

[CaptainWeasel]

I'll bite. Help a buddy out, bro.

Age: 20
Number of past girl friends: 4
Are you a virgin: No
What do you wear on a typical day: Black 100% cotton shirt, cargo pants (typical geek garb)
Live with parents: Yes, out of the house most of the day though and am currently working on finding an apartment
Have a job: Yes
What do you think it takes to get a girl: Charisma, humor, and a little bit of assholishness.
What are you looking for: something to do

[Budsmoka]

I'll bite. Help a buddy out, bro.

Age: 20
Number of past girl friends: 4
Are you a virgin: No
What do you wear on a typical day: Black 100% cotton shirt, cargo pants (typical geek garb)
Live with parents: Yes, out of the house most of the day though and am currently working on finding an apartment
Have a job: Yes
What do you think it takes to get a girl: Charisma, humor, and a little bit of assholishness.
What are you looking for: something to do

1.Get some decent clothes like maybe some jeans,some nikes, and some decent shirts (colrs is your friend)
2.Get your own place
3.You gotta be confident walk in the club,walk up to a girl and be like can I buy you a drink?Then put the moves on. Its all about confidence why do you think douche bags get all the girls?

[noiseredux]

Anyway, I have a sexy little wife, so I don't need your help.

Samesies. I don't see how this guy is for real, though. My God!

[noiseredux]

Wow. Wow. Seriously, wow.

There you have it. Jeans, nikes and confidence. Then yr shit is ON!

[Budsmoka]

Wow. Wow. Seriously, wow.

There you have it. Jeans, nikes and confidence. Then yr shit is ON!

Works for me.
Don't crush on a girl it just mess you up in the long run.

[noiseredux]

And how.

[Budsmoka]

And how.

Well I look nice,shower and I act like you typical douche bag. Women like confidence and even if your a total dick you'll still get girls. Lots of guys seem to have this image that they need to to write love poems and that playing the guitar is enough to get them laid. Being the nice guy pays off after the first date but to get that date and her number or have a one night stand you have to be a bit of a jerk and be presentable.

[the King]

Age: 69
Number of past girl friends: 69
Are you a virgin: ask your mom
What do you wear on a typical day: smokers jacket
Live with parents: mom, where's the meatloaf?
Have a job: early morning stoned pimp
What do you think it takes to get a girl: money
what are you looking for: a copy of general chaos for the sega genesis

[noiseredux]

And how.

Well I look nice,shower and I act like you typical douche bag. Women like confidence and even if your a total dick you'll still get girls. Lots of guys seem to have this image that they need to to write love poems and that playing the guitar is enough to get them laid. Being the nice guy pays off after the first date but to get that date and her number or have a one night stand you have to be a bit of a jerk and be presentable.

So you publicly express yr affinity to weed. And you admittedly act like a douchebag? Now WHERE could a woman find another YOU? Yr 1 in a million my friend!

[Inazuma]

Very good advice. Acting like an asshole and treating your women like shit works out very nicely. I was expecting you to give the typical bullshit "act like a gentleman" advice but I am pleasantly surprised.

Act confident, pretend you are rich even if you aren't, don't spend money on her if possible, act like you would be totally cool without her, and after you get her phone number, don't call her for a week or two. Nice guys get no respect from women.