The worst fan fic ever

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The worst fan fic ever

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http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan ... _story.php


This is the worst thing i have ever read.This is what the owner of the site said


"You asked for it. When you're done reading, and you realize that everything you thought was potentially good in life was a lie, please remember, this is your own fault. You bastards are the ones who begged and demanded me to run this. I didn't want to. You made me. In fact, this story is so horrible that I'm not even going to comment on it, because that would require me re-reading it. You get it complete and unadulterated by my comedy. And then you can try and pick up the pieces of your ruined weekend and shattered life. The story is called "rectified anonymity" and it is by author David Garrett"
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Re: The worst fan fic ever

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Re: The worst fan fic ever

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Oh

good lord. That's worse than the gay spongebob fanfic a friend sent me.
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Re: The worst fan fic ever

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Well if its worse than my immortal than im not even gonna try. i literly got sick from that fanfic when my friend made me read it. anyone who can get through that junk and not throw up is a strong person indeed (or a dumb one if they actually seriously like it)
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Re: The worst fan fic ever

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here's a working link. I couldn't get the one you posted to work.

http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/07/fan ... _story.php

Edit: oh ,wow. I just read it. Someone must of wrote that trolling..
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Re: The worst fan fic ever

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That is seriously A grade quality f****d up s**t right there my friends... :shock:
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Re: The worst fan fic ever

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I feel dirty.

I also feel nauseous.

I also never EVER want to meat whoever wrote that.
Don't that just look oh so tasty?
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Re: The worst fan fic ever

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I think the best part of the POS is when everyone died, but it got worse when Misty is in it, and the fact that it jumped to different people and bad punctuation/wording. If your going to write crap, at least dont halfway do it.

Then again, you would expect that, in this twisted F'ed up story.

Yea, buy the time the dad got in the story, i just skimmed ahead till everyone died. I really should have stopped after the jump, but i was warned...

Edit: I just had to say something in the comments:
Huh, watch this be turned into a porn flick.

Nurse Joy is "constantly horny" and "hasnt had a man in years". Yep, this is porn material right there.

Just rewrite it since the author doesnt want to put 100 precent into this POS. If your going to write crap like this, at least do it right.I didnt understand who was banging who half the time, the story just went everywhere. I guess in the end, it doesnt matter.

The best part is when everyone dies, as soon as Nurse Joy dad came in, i just skimmed ahead, i knew where that was going.
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Re: The worst fan fic ever

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I took heed of the warning. a few paragraphs in and pretty much scrolled down skimming, There were words that don't belong in relation to Pokemon.
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