I hate pets

[Dog_Man_Star]

My cat has pissed twice all over my games that were sitting in an entertainment center. The first time was just a small amount on one of my 360 games, which wouldn't have been so bad had the game not been sitting in its open case with the instruction manual out in the open. The second time was all over my Sega Genesis console, controller, and a bunch of games. And even though I disassembled and cleaned everything, I think it still smells inside the cartridge flap thing. The best part was that he made sure his piss came out in a spray rather than a stream, making sure no item was left without his putrid, pungent perfume. I really appreciated his thoroughness though. Bastard.

[SnowKitty]

My cat has pissed twice all over my games that were sitting in an entertainment center. The first time was just a small amount on one of my 360 games, which wouldn't have been so bad had the game not been sitting in its open case with the instruction manual out in the open. The second time was all over my Sega Genesis console, controller, and a bunch of games. And even though I disassembled and cleaned everything, I think it still smells inside the cartridge flap thing. The best part was that he made sure his piss came out in a spray rather than a stream, making sure no item was left without his putrid, pungent perfume. I really appreciated his thoroughness though. Bastard.

i hear if you get them neutered they stop spraying piss like that

[wyatt]

My cat has pissed twice all over my games...

I had forgotten the time my incontinent cat pee'd on my game boy pocket. It destroyed tetris but the console kept working.