uh oh... i accidently killed our dog

[BoringSupreez]

and my parents are on their way home. they went to dinner and told me to feed the dog at 8 o clock which i did. i decided after that that i hadn't spent enough time with it though and decided to take it for a walk. it was already dark though, and i tripped on a rock and fell into a tree. there was a little city of caterpillars inside and when i fell i killed their king. naturally, they were upset. they swarmed me and i was forced to fight for my life. i climbed up to the top of the tree but the caterpillars got their first as they had more legs than me. when i got to the top they had already formed a kind of kite shape and latched on to me and started to fly me into the air over the trees. we must have ascended at least a thousand feet before they let me drop. my faithful dog, running along beneath us, broke my fall. and its back, unfortunately. now i have to explain this to my mom. i would just tell her about the caterpillars but her grandmother was a caterpillar and she grew up in a predominately caterpillar neighborhood. plus we haven't been getting along lately, not since i popped a couple of her eyes while she slept. i'm pretty scared guys, she really loved that dog. do any of you know spells of binding and healing?
will update when parents get home

[HoboJoe]

Get off the pot.

[BoringSupreez]

Get off the pot.

What do you mean? I'm at the computer.

[Dreamstation]

Lay off the acid

[puke_face]

wtf? please mods, don't let this monstrosity continue.

[BoringSupreez]

Get off the pot.

What do you mean? I'm at the computer.

Oh, wait, you mean drugs, I thought you meant I dreamed this up whilst dropping a deuce. Which I didn't, and I don't do drugs.

Lay off the acid

I got this from IGN, this is not original content here.

[BoringSupreez]

wtf? please mods, don't let this monstrosity continue.

What am I doing against the TOS? This is the "whatever" page, isn't it? SO I can post weird thing like this according to this forums rules, can't I?

[Reverend]

wtf? please mods, don't let this monstrosity continue.

What am I doing against the TOS? This is the "whatever" page, isn't it? SO I can post weird thing like this according to this forums rules, can't I?

"Whatever" refers to topics that don't belong anywhere else, I agree that this... thing, is a bit too retarded to even belong here. I feel like this is the "So i herd you liek mudkipz" thing all over again. Only not funny

[MrPopo]

The fact that it's copypasta from IGN just makes it worse. Those stories weren't entertaining the first time someone posted them, much less the 50th time. Locked.