5 step solution to fix any NES game that doesn't work.

Post by **J T** » Fri May 22, 2009 1:17 am

1. Remove cartridge from console.
2. Blow into the cart. It's like CPR for 8-bit games.
3. Place cartridge back into the console.
4. Jiggle the cartridge while mumbling something like "come on baby" or "work for me"
5. Press the power button and enjoy your now working game.

Post by **lwcook** » Fri May 22, 2009 1:22 am

You forgot the step where you rapidly push up and down on the cart while it's in the system.

Post by **Reverend** » Fri May 22, 2009 1:49 am

Q-Tips moist with rubbing alcohol are nice to, just don't clean yours ears before or after the cartridge

Post by **MyNESstayFR3SH** » Fri May 22, 2009 3:48 am

IF NEED BE: Place cartridge underneath your shirt, bring cartridge opening up to mouth. Blow through shirt into cartridge for less moisture. If method does not work, repeat till it does(do not stop your praying, praying in head still needs to be done for method to work)

Post by **vlame** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:30 am

phail it didn't work. this thread is spam.

Post by **lwcook** » Fri May 22, 2009 5:43 am

vlame wrote:phail it didn't work. this thread is spam.

You're doing it wrong! We forgot to mention the step where you bang on the side of the cart for good luck/"knock the dust off."

Post by **Mod_Man_Extreme** » Fri May 22, 2009 7:56 am

Sigh.....You just know some guest off Google is gonna try this, an screw up a ton of perfectly good carts.

Post by **Xonticus** » Fri May 22, 2009 8:41 am

Mod_Man_Extreme wrote:Sigh.....You just know some guest off Google is gonna try this, an screw up a ton of perfectly good carts.

Then they deserve their copy of Zelda getting wrecked

Post by **Ziggy** » Fri May 22, 2009 10:10 am

I'm pissed, I just tried all the steps and suggestions in this thread and my NES games still don't work!

Post by **J T** » Fri May 22, 2009 2:08 pm

Ziggy587 wrote:I'm pissed, I just tried all the steps and suggestions in this thread and my NES games still don't work!

Perhaps you pray to the wrong God.

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