What Made you Smile/What Ticked you off Today?

[REPO Man]

Why? I only have one pair of eyes. At most I only need a main pair and a spare.

It's like shoes. Who REALLY needs more than one pair of shoes? All I have is a pair of black shoes I can wear at both my jobs and still wear everywhere else?

[marurun]

Why? I only have one pair of eyes. At most I only need a main pair and a spare.

It's like shoes. Who REALLY needs more than one pair of shoes? All I have is a pair of black shoes I can wear at both my jobs and still wear everywhere else?

I never want to read your commentary on fashion ever again. Whatever you think about clothes and fashion have automatically become invalid based on this statement.

[REPO Man]

Why, because I don't buy a dozen distinct pairs of shoes for every possible scenario? Aside from waders, and any kind of footwear worn as part of a costume, what else could I possibly need? Nearly every situation and scenario is more than compatible with basic black shoes.

Next you'll say that my shampoo, conditioner, face wash and body wash should all be separate products. Or that jeans should be washed after each wear and not every week, give or take.

[PretentiousHipster]

Next you'll say that my shampoo, conditioner, face wash and body wash should all be separate products.

I'm sorry, but lol

[marurun]

Reductio ad absurdum, eh? I guess I shouldn't expect any better from you.

[Ziggy]

I have separate soap products, but I use them all how I like. Society wont tell me what to do! I use a body wash for my hair, and I use a face wash for my body. I use toothpaste for a face wash, since some leaks out of my mouth while brushing my teeth it just seems like a shame to waste it. I use shaving cream to wash my hands. But I use conditioner as conditioner. How else will I get my hair to be silky smooth? I mean, I'm not a complete savage.

[Limewater]

Or that jeans should be washed after each wear and not every week, give or take.

I washed my jeans back in November. I'll wash them again when they need it.

[SamuraiMegas]

Now I even know how Repo smells...

[Anapan]

Thought I posted it earlier, but the edit didn't take. Cyanoacrylate (superglue) is pretty insoluble, at least to anything you might have in your house, but you can buy on Amazon a solution that will break it down without harming any other plastics it might adhere to. My mom managed to explode a bottle (thankfully it didn't reach anyone's eyes) and destroyed her table. She tried to chip and sand it off, but I suggested the solution on Amazon. The only marks left are her slight gouges when she tried to remove it with physical force. Know your adhesives and tapes. If you don't know your adhesives and tapes, you're gonna have a bad time.
Not in USA, but https://www.amazon.com/Bob-Smith-Indust ... 0166FFC96/
$11 Can make fabric okay after absorption.
Have a bit of Acetone ready to properly de-bond and clean.

[Ack]

Now I even know how Repo smells...

I knew a guy who would douse himself in Axe spray deodorant. I'm imagining like that.