>be me
>be 36
>get babysitter, go out to dinner with le wife
>hip new mexican place in college town
>waitress is qt3.14 girl from the college
>food=good.jpg
>order dessert, cake
>wife goes to bathroom
>qt3.14 waitress brings cake
>says, "enjoy your dessert!"
>i say: "you too!"
>mfw
>be me
>be 36
>oldest daughter is 6
>she likes retro gaming
>find cool game at local store, wonder boy iii: the dragon's trap
>game starts easy, have strong armor and weapons
>daughter having lots of fun
>breezing right through
>but then!
>trolling.exe
>game turns player into wimpy lizard man
>game gets hard
>daughter lose, daughter mad
>"i don't like this! i need to play something else!!"
>"okay dear."
>carefully look at game shelves
>"yes honey, i think i found something easier you'll enjoy more."
>dragon's curse for turbografx-16
>mfw
