World is Falling Apart Thread (Locked forever)

[prfsnl_gmr]

Wonder if we should tell him he can play SNES on his phone?

I'll hold off on that until the next time he is running for President. I will be doing both him and our country a huge favor!

[MrPopo]

Something that we mused about on Slack; there will come a time in the not too distant future where presidential candidates will be able to slander their opponents by their choice of best Final Fantasy game.

[Sarge]

The populist candidate picks Final Fantasy VI.

[MrPopo]

No no, the populist candidate is FFVII. It's the thoughtful candidate who picks FFVI.

[marurun]

The discerning candidate chooses FFIV

[Sarge]

But I thought FFVI was the one everyone agrees is good!

[MrPopo]

I think if we could get everyone to agree on that the world would be a better place.

[Sarge]

Well, only the crazy people think it's not, amirite? (The video game version of Alex Jones, I suppose?)

[Ack]

Trump said Final Fantasy III. He thinks all RPGs should have the mini status effect and involve fighting giant rats. In fact, he'd make sure to build a wall around any such dungeon to keep murderers, rapists, and some assumedly nice player characters in the dungeon. It's the only way to make RPGs great again.

[CRTGAMER]

President Trump interview tonight on ABC at 10pm, fingers crossed for solid questions. This will be on the actual time, not 3 hours early on the west coast. The President sticking to his Campaign promise and going forward with the Wall, cracking down on immigration waivers and cutting funds to the Sanctuary cities. Suits me just fine, break Federal Laws and lose out on funds.

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/

I will be interviewed by David Muir tonight at 10 o'clock on ABC. Will be my first interview from the White House. Enjoy! – at The White House. As your President, I have no higher duty than to protect the lives of the American people.