So this is what happened to Sonic the Hedgehog

[slowslow325]

what a sad day it is for fans of SEGA and Sonic the Hedgehog..

So, it's not really a sad day at all

[GSZX1337]

So, who gets his emeralds?

[Ack]

Oh man. I was there when it happened. It was horrible, absolutely horrible. This blue streak comes racing down the parking lot, completely out of nowhere. He was easily breaking 100 mph. I guess he wasn't paying attention, as this car was turning into a parking space, and BAM! Fur and rings fly absolutely everywhere. This gross smell, like blood and death mixed with chili dogs, suddenly rips through the air.

And what's worse? The driver of the vehicle was laughing. Laughing! I made sure to take note of the way he looked, so I could report it to the police. If any of you guys have seem him, I'm sure the UK police would be interested in finding his whereabouts. He was probably about six foot 3, morbidly obese, and completely bald except for this bright red bushy mustache that shot out from under his nose. He was wearing gloves, a red shirt, and this black pair of pants that were way too tight. I really hope they get him.

[Droid party]

This gross smell, like blood and death mixed with chili dogs, ...

I lol'd at that line.