World is Falling Apart Thread (Locked forever)

[J T]

Forget this stupid election. Let's eat bubblegum cigars! Congratulations marurun!

[Ack]

So...do we want to discuss what has happened? Or should we just move on to discuss other issues, like the diplomatic situation in The Philippines, the offensive of Mosul, or the mass protests in Argentina?

[Pulsar_t]

Honest to f*ck, I would be the least surprised if this were true.

[MrPopo]

I hope it's true. But I'm apparently the only one who gets terrified by the thought of Americans voting.

[wip3outguy7]

I hope it's true. But I'm apparently the only one who gets terrified by the thought of Americans voting.

As an American living deep in the heart of Texas, I can assure that you are not alone.

[prfsnl_gmr]

Honest to f*ck, I would be the least surprised if this were true.

That's because you don't live in the U.S. and have no idea how our election systems work. Julian Assange and Vladimir Putin are the only people trying to "rig" our election, and they are similarly clueless. (Our election systems in the U.S. are so decentralized that any attempt to "rig" a national election is completely futile. Full stop.)

Seriously, people...you need to get out more and stop lending credibility to every conspiracy theory some lunatic posts on the Internet.

I hope it's true. But I'm apparently the only one who gets terrified by the thought of Americans voting.

Yep. A "conspiracy" is not a prerequisite to the election of wretched leaders.

[Tanooki]

Who needs bubblegum cigars days ago the embargo dropped more so now you can get Cuban cigars (and rum) brought into the states again.

[Pulsar_t]

Plenty of third world dictatorships do hold elections. A democratic-oligarchy like the US can have elections too

[Ack]

Sure thing there, Alex Jones.

[Xeogred]

THEY ARE DEMONS