Racketman Adventures Episode 9: How to Valentine (post 80)

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I've talked to him a lot about this. Best I can tell he follows the AC Slater School of thought when it comes to your lady friends.

JS: "Haven't you ever heard of the women's movement?"
AC: "Sure. Put on something cute and move it on into the kitchen. Lol."


Some rules:

-Any gifts should be something you can share. (I took this advice; see the gift I got my wife in the SAT-J Explorers Club)
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-When Racketman studied Science he learned the female brain was smaller than the male brain. So, if you want to be a respectful Valentine - keep this in mind when giving a co-op gift. For example he suggested I get my wife and I some brainteasers.

-Hide them in a place she'll look. He suggested my pants:
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-Here's the brainteaser I got myself:
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-...and then one for my Valentine:
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-Lastly to get your lover in the Valentine's mood - Racketman suggests walking aimlessly through the woods in seductive attire:

(Unintentionally NSFW, that's a part of the kilt, but it looks like something else...)
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If you follow these tips on "How to Valentine"; you should have a very nice afternoon (delight). lol.
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Racketman is gospel
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All hail Racketman!
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I demand the return of Racketman.
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