This is reminding me of a hilarious gym teacher I had in elementary school who used to say to us, "The only two things you should ever stick in your mouth are your fork and your elbow!"BoneSnapDeez wrote:I keep telling my wife to do it and she refuses. It's driving me mad.
Cue an entire room of kids trying to put their elbows in their mouths.
I bet your wife never tried that one, either. Isn't she a scientist? Tell her to do the Pac-Man thing for science.
Also, true story, when this same teacher had us run laps around the gym every so often he used to yell out motivational stuff to us like, "This is more fun than PLAYING NINTENDO!" and we'd all laugh and scream "NOOOOO!" as loud as we could.

