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Funniest stuff ever!

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:54 am
by lechilka26
Sorry for this offtopic but it's damn funny :))) I could not hold it!

Why it is good to be a man?

1. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview.
2. Your orgasms are real. Always.
3. Your last name stays put.
4. The garage is all yours.
5. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
6. You never feel compelled to stop a friend from getting laid.
7. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
8. You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
9. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.
10. Same work .. more pay.
11. Wrinkles-add character.
12. You don't have to leave the room to make emergency crotch adjustments.
13. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.
14. If you retain water, it's in a canteen.
15. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them.
16. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
17. One mood, ALL the damn time.
18. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
19. A five-day vacation requires only 1 suitcase.
20. You can open all your own jars.
26. You can quietly watch a game with your buddy for hours without ever thinking "He must be mad at me.".
27. No maxi-pads.
28. If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you just might become lifelong friends.
29. You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
30. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
31. You are unable to see wrinkles in clothes.
32. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
33. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

isn't it aholy truth :))?

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 2:07 am
by Mozgus
I guess that's as good of a first post as any. Y helo thar.

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 10:14 am
by NeoRage
Yeah, Great first post! I like it a whole lot better than someones cheap valium first post or the collection of dirty websites first post! :lol:

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:14 pm
by Saraph
Post accepted. :D

Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:23 pm
by neohx_7
lechilka26, Location:Irland

LOL

Thats how Chamillionaire would say it, right?