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Will Microsoft charge me for the Doritos bag and then nickel and dime me for the chips?

Any marketing involving Doritos absolutely cracks me up for some reason. Also Doritos are possibly the most disgusting, greasy, and heinous thing on this planet.

FerretGamer wrote:Will Microsoft charge me for the Doritos bag and then nickel and dime me for the chips?

No, but they're sure to watch you eat it, watch how you eat it, watch what flavor you eat, watch how you sit or stand while eating it, watch whether you eat it with other food, watch whether you eat it with a drink, watch what other food or drink you might have, watch what clothing you are wearing, watch what type of furniture is in the room with you, watch anyone else in the room with you, watch for pets, watch for what color the room is, watch for what type of floor you have, and watch whatever you do, say, own, enjoy, hate, destroy, design, so on and so forth all the way down the line.

I hope they have Day One Doritos and Day One Mountain Dew to go with Day One Xbox One and Day One Ryse: Son of Rome!

brunoafh wrote:Any marketing involving Doritos absolutely cracks me up for some reason. Also Doritos are possibly the most disgusting, greasy, and heinous thing on this planet.

Okay I get not liking them, and they can get a bit messy with that cheese powder stuff they have, but "greasy"?

brunoafh wrote:Any marketing involving Doritos absolutely cracks me up for some reason. Also Doritos are possibly the most disgusting, greasy, and heinous thing on this planet.

I can understand not liking them, but you must have a very limited food experience to write that hyperbole.

Ack wrote:No, but they're sure to watch you eat it, watch how you eat it, watch what flavor you eat...

And they can try to sell you wet naps after watching you wipe your fingers on your pants.

Hobie-wan wrote:

Ack wrote:No, but they're sure to watch you eat it, watch how you eat it, watch what flavor you eat...

And they can try to sell you wet naps after watching you wipe your fingers on your pants.

Or a vaccum cleaner after watching how many crumbs you get in the carpet!

AppleQueso wrote:

brunoafh wrote:Any marketing involving Doritos absolutely cracks me up for some reason. Also Doritos are possibly the most disgusting, greasy, and heinous thing on this planet.

Okay I get not liking them, and they can get a bit messy with that cheese powder stuff they have, but "greasy"?

They make good fire tinder in a pinch apparently. I'd say potato chips are often greasier though.

Ack wrote:

Hobie-wan wrote:

Ack wrote:No, but they're sure to watch you eat it, watch how you eat it, watch what flavor you eat...

And they can try to sell you wet naps after watching you wipe your fingers on your pants.

Or a vaccum cleaner after watching how many crumbs you get in the carpet!

Protip: Putting chips in a wide mouth plastic cup and eating them that way prevents finger salsa in your controller.

Interesting. I never actually eat while gaming. Either I am so occupied that I'm not hungry or I just take a break.