I'd just take the vacuum over there and make a hasty exit.Luke wrote:When your wife/girlfriend asks for you to bring the vacuum to the bedroom, that is lady code for: vacuum the bedroom.
I think I cracked the code.
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prfsnl_gmr wrote:There is nothing feigned about it. What I wrote is a display of actual moral superiority.
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Either that, or she's very kinky...Luke wrote:When your wife/girlfriend asks for you to bring the vacuum to the bedroom, that is lady code for: vacuum the bedroom.
I think I cracked the code.

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there's a "suck" joke in there somewhere...elmagicochrisg wrote:Either that, or she's very kinky...Luke wrote:When your wife/girlfriend asks for you to bring the vacuum to the bedroom, that is lady code for: vacuum the bedroom.
I think I cracked the code.
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Maybe something in combination with 'hoover'...noiseredux wrote:there's a "suck" joke in there somewhere...

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So... they just released the trailer for The ABC's Of Death. It looks awesome and fucked up beyond belief!
http://movies.yahoo.com/video/ymoviesre ... 21599.html
It features 26 directors and each directs a segment based on a letter of the alphabeth (A for Apocalypse, D for Dogfight, F for... Fart
, etc.). There are tons of directors including Ti West, Srdjan Spasojevic, Noboru Iguchi, Nacho Vigalondo, Xavier Gens and even the director of Shutter
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http://movies.yahoo.com/video/ymoviesre ... 21599.html
It features 26 directors and each directs a segment based on a letter of the alphabeth (A for Apocalypse, D for Dogfight, F for... Fart
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Guy Fieri's restaurant gets blasted yet again
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Bob Dole's website is still online, believe it or not
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Bob Dole's website is still online, believe it or not
prfsnl_gmr wrote:There is nothing feigned about it. What I wrote is a display of actual moral superiority.
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"SERVICE The well-meaning staff seems to realize that this is not a real restaurant."BoringSupreez wrote:Guy Fieri's restaurant gets blasted yet again
To my delight, I haven't heard a single positive review of the place. But celebrity chef restaurants usually suck balls.
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Yes, but this one sounds extra bad. If reviews are anywhere close to accurate, your average McDonald's would be a better choice.Luke wrote:"SERVICE The well-meaning staff seems to realize that this is not a real restaurant."BoringSupreez wrote:Guy Fieri's restaurant gets blasted yet again
To my delight, I haven't heard a single positive review of the place. But celebrity chef restaurants usually suck balls.
prfsnl_gmr wrote:There is nothing feigned about it. What I wrote is a display of actual moral superiority.
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BoringSupreez wrote: Yes, but this one sounds extra bad. If reviews are anywhere close to accurate, your average McDonald's would be a better choice.
One of my favorite reviews: http://newyork.seriouseats.com/2012/09/ ... ref=search
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Forum spam is whatever, but this one needs to be recorded for posterity:
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