Video game girls - no porn - yet NSFW!

[Hobie-wan]

Where's the emoticon for "My jaw is on the floor"?

Her name is Alisa. Great cosplayer and very photogenic, but the times I met her in person years ago she didn't seem all that nice.

[noiseredux]

Where's the emoticon for "My jaw is on the floor"?

Her name is Alisa. Great cosplayer and very photogenic, but the times I met her in person years ago she didn't seem all that nice.

you met her and you still talk to us losers?

[Luke]

Where's the emoticon for "My jaw is on the floor"?

Her name is Alisa. Great cosplayer and very photogenic, but the times I met her in person years ago she didn't seem all that nice.

There was a super cute cosplay chick at the convention where I met fastbilly, modman, and others. Guys, some very unattractive, were pinching her rear and she didn't seem to mind. It was really weird.

Doesn't look like Alisa would allow that type of fondling. And I can totally see her having the "I'm too good for anyone" attitude.

Still, hubba hubba.

[Hobie-wan]

you met her and you still talk to us losers?

Her boyfriend (at that time at least) would help us out with food runs while we were stuck at our booth. He was a really nice guy. She always seemed annoyed that he'd be busy with the mundane task of fetching us food when they dropped by together.

And I can totally see her having the "I'm too good for anyone" attitude.

Yeah, other than smiling sweetly for pictures that was the sort of vibe I got.

[Luke]

Yeah, other than smiling sweetly for pictures that was the sort of vibe I got.

Dated a few snobby girls. Fun times, but nothing I would put up with for the rest of my life. I found the snobby ones the easiest to pick up actually. Walk up to her, point out an imperfection (like, "Your shirt isn't tucked in in the back"), ignore her, and come back in a half hour. Those are the girls you "treat like dirt and they'll stick to you like mud". But that's just not me. I've never been a fan of dating games, although I did play them.

[Flodder450]

....No-one posted Jo-Beth Casey yet?

[Erik_Twice]

Dated a few snobby girls. Fun times, but nothing I would put up with for the rest of my life. I found the snobby ones the easiest to pick up actually. Walk up to her, point out an imperfection (like, "Your shirt isn't tucked in in the back"), ignore her, and come back in a half hour. Those are the girls you "treat like dirt and they'll stick to you like mud". But that's just not me. I've never been a fan of dating games, although I did play them.

This man knows what he says. Which is not something I say often!

[Luke]

This man knows what he says. Which is not something I say often!

Thank you sir.

It's weird, as kids boys would pick on the girls they liked, and the girls hated it.
As somewhat adults, boys pick on girls they like, and the girls love it. They might say "Argh! He SO gets on my nerves!", but they're thinking "Argh! I can't get him off my mind!".

Oh! And nicknames.I don't know if this still works or not, but giving a girl a nickname right off the bat would make the girl feel a little special, and also a little attracted to you. It's almost like Kenny Powers as he'll make a nickname off of his first impression (see: "What's up shirt off?"). I dated a girl I nicknamed Screwdriver, simply for the fact that's what she was drinking when I first met her. It stuck.

Never dated a Bloody Mary, or a Dirty Martini though.

[noiseredux]

OK I just figured it out! Budsmoka changed his name to "Luke." If you need proof, compare "Luke"'s last couple of posts with this classic piece of prose:

Introduction

So yeah a lot of guys on here ask how to get the girl they like to like them, this guide isn't for those guys. This guide is for the guys that wanna get mad pussy and hook up with the hot, preppy and popular girls you know the club rats. I'm gonna cover a bunch of different things in this guide style,attitude,fitness,and a few other things.


Fitness

If theres one thing that will help you with the ladies its physical fitness. The key is to be muscular but not so muscular that you shrink your dick cuz your gonna need that. I personally like to run ,do push ups, sit ups and use dumbbells to stay sexy. Diet is another thing I personally follow the paleo diet google it with a few carbs here and there. Eat a lot of meat especially lean meats like poultry and fish.

Style

Girls like a guy who knows how to dress well. Basically be an individual and express your self when it comes to your stlye I perfer semi baggy jeans and cargo shorts, Nike athletic shorts, t shirts I really like a lot of the graphic tees at anchor blue, polo shirts, and sneaker usually something like nikes or pumas. A few don'ts 1. Never wear slacks with a tee shirt 2. never wear all black unless its like a suit you'll just look insecure and pathetic 3. don't wear skinny jeans or tight ass shirts thouse are for the hoes 4. Don't waer nothing but band tees 5. wear more colors that just black 6 don't wear super baggy clothes. Another inportant thing is hair don't have long hair or a emo hair stlye. Faux Hawks , buzzed head and similar styles are baller. As far as facial hair goes side burns,goaties and soul patches are dope.


Attiude

First thing is first you can't crush on girls its just gonna end up hurting you in the long run. With women confidace is key act like your the coolest mofo in the place and most times the majority of people will think you are the only people who won't are the quite guys who think if they stare at a girl long enough they will bcome interested. You gotta be able to party i'm talking a 40 and a blunt it looks cool and it will make you feel awesome and ready for everything. You gotta be dangerous never back down from a fight. Get a sense of hurmor the more dirty the better. When you see a girl you want go up and talk to her if she anit interesed and turns you down no big deal there will 20 girls that wanna take her place.Thats how you get all the bitches.


Thas my guide what you all think?

Coincidence? I think not!

[MrPopo]

Never dated a Bloody Mary, or a Dirty Martini though.

How about an Orgasm?