All the single gamers, all the single gamers.

[brunoafh]

The word "single" means unmarried. That said, I plan on being single for the rest of my life.

No it doesn't.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/single

So if you had a girlfriend for 5 years you'd consider yourself single?

[Inazuma]

So if you had a girlfriend for 5 years you'd consider yourself single?

Yep. I would even go so far as to check "Single" on my government tax forms.

I know what you are getting at. Many people use the word "single" for anyone without a girlfriend/boyfriend. That is another definition of the word, so you are correct.

A better word to use would be "unmarried". It sounds better than "single" anyway.

[MidnightRider]

Would have preferred the one with Moe saying it as a census taker, but this works too.

[MrPopo]

Would have preferred the one with Moe saying it as a census taker, but this works too.

You get massive points for linking the Three Stooges. Here's the clip you were looking for:

[MidnightRider]

Would have preferred the one with Moe saying it as a census taker, but this works too.

You get massive points for linking the Three Stooges. Here's the clip you were looking for:

Awesome, thanks, that gets the point across so perfectly

[Evildeadmanwalking77]

As a happily married man, I can do both of these things.

Me too, heh heh.

My wife figured out a long time ago that I go to bed when I'm ready and not a moment before.

Preach on brothers!!

Seriously though, marriage is not the end of the world like people seem to bitch about. The married people that complain about their spouses that much obviously married the wrong person and/or just married for the wrong reasons in general. I can't explain it really. All I know is my wife & I respect each other's interests. We don't try to control one another and have our own space when we feel like doing our own things when we're not spending time together. I can't imagine my life without her and marriage is our way of unifying what we have, it may not be for everybody and I respect that but it works for us.

[noiseredux]

Seriously though, marriage is not the end of the world like people seem to bitch about. The married people that complain about their spouses that much obviously married the wrong person and/or just married for the wrong reasons in general. I can't explain it really. All I know is my wife & I respect each other's interests. We don't try to control one another and have our own space when we feel like doing our own things when we're not spending time together. I can't imagine my life without her and marriage is our way of unifying what we have, it may not be for everybody and I respect that but it works for us.

when you post things, I often wish we lived in the same town dude.

[Hatta]

He's a married man, noiseredux!

But yes, that was a well spoken sentiment.

[sevin0seven]

Seriously though, marriage is not the end of the world like people seem to bitch about. The married people that complain about their spouses that much obviously married the wrong person and/or just married for the wrong reasons in general. I can't explain it really. All I know is my wife & I respect each other's interests. We don't try to control one another and have our own space when we feel like doing our own things when we're not spending time together. I can't imagine my life without her and marriage is our way of unifying what we have, it may not be for everybody and I respect that but it works for us.

couldn't agree more.

[noiseredux]

He's a married man, noiseredux!

funny.