Top 100 most obnoxious video game characters

[elmagicochrisg]

Boogerman


First boss (second form) in Contra: Shattered Soldier

[weaponepsilon]

I haven't backread, but I would imagine if you took a shot for every time someone posted Blippy (or is it Slippy?) "do a barrel roll", you'd be passed out by page 5.

I just got back into Sf64 to show my daughter some 64 bit awesomeness. Slippy was the one who always got his ass in trouble that you had to bail out. Peppy would randomly chime, "Do a barrel roll!
(Down + C left)"

Fun game. Not very practical.

[c0wb0y]

John Madden.
Pesky birds in Ninja Gaiden.

[pakopako]

Kratos for sure. Big baby in a man's body.

Kratos' solution for everything, "DIE!!!!"

How Kratos treats his allies, "DIE!!!"

How Kratos treats his enemies, "DIE!!!"

God of War series in one word, "DEATH!!!!"

You sure? I think there's like 100 goth metal songs like that.

Sounds like Iori Yagami to a 'T' ... isn't he in some (canonical) metal band too?

Also, if birds are being mentioned, let me also suggest the CV equivalent of Medusa Heads and the all-game encompassing OHKO spikes.

[weaponepsilon]

Sounds like Iori Yagami to a 'T' ... isn't he in some (canonical) metal band too?

Really. Don't try to figure out what is canon and what isn't for that series. SNK USA kinda made half of it up when they went to market it here. Someone I knew who was a huge KOF fan was trying to tell me that Iori was a pacifist and was quite reserved. Um....Most of the in game Engrish was him saying sadistic things and his animations were quite violent.

[pakopako]

Really. Don't try to figure out what is canon and what isn't for that series. SNK USA kinda made half of it up when they went to market it here.

True, but there are several official art works with Team Orochi and Yagami being musically proficient.

[Yancakes]

Seargant Johnson in Halo. I don't like the Halo games, really, but my god that guy is totally useless.

There was a point where, about half way through Halo 3, I said to the guy I was co-opping the game with "Where's Johnson? We haven't heard from him in a while." and he said "He's probably got his dumb ass fucking pinned down somewhere."

Seconds later, Johnson's voice kicks in in the game: "THIS IS JOHNSON! I'M PINNED DOWN!"

[garrett123]

the guide in skyward sword, thats why I just got rid of that game.
Im like-hmmm. helping this gi might unlock something in the game
fi-theres a 75% probability that if you help him, it will benefi......stop anoying me

little penguin looking creature is in front of me.

question

zelda?
information

I chose zelda, and she said theres a 80% chance thats not zelda...really.

[NihonRobot]

Every single character in Star Ocean: The Last Hope. Every single one.

[ksloth]

I second that, with every fiber of my being.

Rei-Rei! Kaaaaaay?

AAgghghhh stab stab stab stab.

Every single character in Star Ocean: The Last Hope. Every single one.