So who decided to start calling shooters "shmups"?

[noiseredux]

I'm trying to somehow work "arcade stick" and "flacid" together... I know there's a joke in there somewhere.

[mjmjr25]

So tempted to try something different tonight.

is yr wife into Tate?

My LOVER suggested I mod my stick.

[dunpeal2064]

I'm waiting for the "Wings of Wor" pics to start surfacing.

Nothing flacid about that stick.

Oh, and I take back what I said earlier, this thread rocks.

Granted, only the few people who have played Garegga might have got my joke

[Redifer]

This thread is awesome now.

Most men like to shmup their wife horizontally, but real men go vert.

This DEFINITELY needs to be a shirt.

[Hobie-wan]

Most men like to shmup their wife horizontally, but real men go vert.

I thought of a similar phrase for cars and transmissions. Real men do it manually.

...wait

[EllertMichael]

Fuck Tappin' a Fire.
Son, My Rappin' is Fire!

[noiseredux]

Mike if yr arcade stick gets tired, you might want to try shmupping yr wife with a control pad. Like this: http://www.2d-x.com/wp-content/uploads/ ... rshirt.jpg

(*warning: borderline NSFW)

[dunpeal2064]

Mike if yr arcade stick gets tired, you might want to try shmupping yr wife with a control pad. Like this: http://www.2d-x.com/wp-content/uploads/ ... rshirt.jpg

(*warning: borderline NSFW)

Where do I buy this for my lady?

[noiseredux]

Mike if yr arcade stick gets tired, you might want to try shmupping yr wife with a control pad. Like this: http://www.2d-x.com/wp-content/uploads/ ... rshirt.jpg

(*warning: borderline NSFW)

Where do I buy this for my lady?

was just wondering the same thing... XMas is just around the corner.

[mjmjr25]

Yeah, i've tried that...maybe should try: Up / Down / Left / Right / Left / Right...switch it up a bit, y'know.